Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Good Reason.
At 7 AM, a lone wife hears a key in the front door. She wanders down, bleary eyed, to find her husband in the kitchen – drunk, with ruffled hair and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarls, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at seven in the morning?"
"There is," he replies. ‘Breakfast.’