Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: One Last Song.
These two convicts were about to be executed. The Warden says to the first one "Do you have a last request?"
The convict says "Yes. I'd like to hear A Christina Aguilera song one last time."
The Warden says "OK, I think we can arrange that." Then he says to the second convict "How about you? Last request?"
The second convict says "Yeah. Kill me first."