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Анекдот на английском языке: 3 Wishes. Текст «Анекдот на английском языке: 3 Wishes». Сначала смысл целиком, затем 8–12 ключевых слов, без пословного перевода.
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A guy walks into a bar. He has a huge wad in his pocket, 2 beautiful blondes on either arm, and a little man on his shoulder. The bartender thinks this is odd but figures it would be ok to serve him.
The guy asks if he can buy everyone in the house a drink. The bartender looks at him kinda funny and says, «Sir, I’m gonna have to see some money before I can pour that many drinks.» So, the guy reaches into his pocke, pulls out a huge wad of $100 bills, and lays 5 of them on the bar.
The bartender pours all the drinks and just as he has finished the last one, the little man on the guy’s shoulder runs down his arm, hops off his hand and knocks every drink over then proceeds back up the man’s arm.
So, the man tells the bartender he wants to order everyone in the house a drink. Same exact thing happens again.
For the third time, the man asks to buy the house a round and the bartender looks at him and says, «Brother, do you not realize what is happening here? I can’t keep pouring these drinks. Now, what is the deal?»
The man sighs and says, «One day I was walking along the beach when I ran into a bottle. A genie popped out and said he could grant me 3 wishes. The first thing I wished for was a wad of $100 bills that never ended. The second thing I wished for was 2 gorgeous blondes to have for the rest of my life.» The bartender says, «Well what was the third thing you wished for?» The man replied, «A 12 inch prick.»
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Сначала целиком без словаря, затем 8–12 ключевых слов. Остальное по контексту.
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Нет. Важны сюжет и выражения, которые вы реально скажете сами.