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Гарри Поттер и философский камень/ Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
MHARRY
Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom! Everyone out of the way! HERMIONE
Is he alright?
NEVILLE
Ow!
MHARRY
Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist. Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone is to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch". DRACO MALFOY
Did you see his face? If the fat lump had given this a squeeze he would remember to fall on his fat arse. HARRY
Give it here Malfoy.
DRACO MALFOY
No, I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How about on the roof? What's the matter Potter? Bit beyond you reach? HERMIONE
Harry! No way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides you don't even know how to fly! What an idiot! HARRY
Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom! DRACO MALFOY
Is that so? Have it your way, then! OTH
Yeah!
OTH
Nice going, Harry!
OTH
That was wicked Harry!
MCGONAGALL
Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here. QUIRRELL
... this is an ingredient...
MCGONAGALL
Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me could I borrow Wood for a moment, please? QUIRRELL
Well, yes of course.
MCGONAGALL
Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I have found you a Seeker.
- - - -
SIR NEVILLE
Have you heard Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd do well. RON WEASLEY
Seeker? But first years never make the house teams. You must be the youngest Quidditch player in... HARRY
A century. According to McGonagall. FRED WEASLEY
Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us! RON WEASLEY
Fred and George are on the team too. Beaters. GEORGE WEASLEY
Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloody up too bad. Can't make any promises of course. Rough game Quidditch. FRED WEASLEY
Brutal! But, nobody's died in years. Someone vanishes occasionally. GEORGE WEASLEY
But they'll turn up in a month or two! RON WEASLEY
Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great. Best game there is, and you'll be great too! HARRY
But I've never even played Quidditch! What if I make a fool of myself? HERMIONE
You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your blood. RON WEASLEY
Woah! Harry, you never told me your father was a seeker too! HARRY
I didn't know.
- - - -
RON WEASLEY
I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows move about you than you do! HARRY
Who doesn't? What's happening?
HERMIONE
The staircases change remember?
HARRY
Let's go this way.
RON WEASLEY
Before the staircase moves again. Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here? HERMIONE
We're not supposed to be here. This is the third floor. It's forbidden! HARRY
Let's go.
HERMIONE
Flich's cat!
HARRY
Run! Quick, let's hide through that door! It's locked! RON WEASLEY
that's it we're done for!
HERMIONE
Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in!
RON WEASLEY
Alohomora?
HERMIONE
Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7! FILCH
Any one here my sweet? Come on.
HERMIONE
He thinks this door is locked.
RON WEASLEY
He thinks this door is locked.
HERMIONE
It was locked.
HARRY
And for good reason.
H, R, & HERMIONE
AH!
RON WEASLEY
What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? HERMIONE
You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? RON WEASLEY
I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice... the three! HERMIONE
It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something. HARRY
Guarding something?
HERMIONE
That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get killed or worse... expelled. RON WEASLEY
She needs to sort out her priorities.
- - - -
OLIVER WOOD
Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers, two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker, that's you. There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the Quaffle. The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends the hoops. With me so far? HARRY
I think so. What are those?
OLIVER WOOD
You better take this. Careful now, it's coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make a fair Beater. Uh-oh. HARRY
What was that?
OLIVER WOOD
Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But you are a Seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this, the Golden Snitch. HARRY
I like this ball.
OLIVER WOOD
Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see. HARRY
What do I do with it?
OLIVER WOOD
You catch it. Before the other team's Seeker. You catch this the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win. HARRY
Woah!
- - - -
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
One of a wizard's most rudimental skill is levitation or the ability to make objects fly. Do you all have your feathers? Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing. Hum! The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate! Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then! OTHS
Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa! RON WEASLEY
Wingardium Leviosa!
HERMIONE
No, stop stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Leviosar. RON WEASLEY
You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on! HERMIONE
Wingardium Leviosa.
PROFESSOR FLITWICK
Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone, Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid! SFRED WEASLEY
Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa PROFESSOR FLITWICK
Well done dear. OH!
HARRY
I think we're going to need another feather over here professor. RON WEASLEY
"It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends! HARRY
I think she heard you.
HARRY
Where's Hermione?
NEVILLE
Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said she's been there all afternoon, crying. QUIRRELL
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Though you ought to know. OTHS
Ah!
DUMBLEDORE
SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic! Now prefects please escort your house to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons. PERCY
Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert! HARRY
How could a troll get in?
RON WEASLEY
Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. What? HARRY
Hermione! She doesn't know!
RON WEASLEY
I think the troll's left the dungeon! HARRY
It's going into the girl's bathroom. Hermione move! HERMIONE
Help! Help!
RON WEASLEY
Hey, pea brain!
HERMIONE
Ah! Help!
HARRY
Woah!
RON WEASLEY
Ugh!
HARRY
Do something!
RON WEASLEY
What?
HARRY
Anything! Hurry up!
HERMIONE
"Swish & Flick!"
RON WEASLEY
Wingardium Leviosa! Cool.
HERMIONE
Is it dead?
HARRY
No just knocked out.
HARRY
Ugh.
RON WEASLEY
Troll boogies.
MCGONAGALL
Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both of you! H & RON WEASLEY
Well what it is-
HERMIONE
It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall MCGONAGALL
Miss. Granger?
HERMIONE
I went looking for the troll I've read about them and I though I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me... I'd probably be dead. MCGONAGALL
Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you Miss. Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgement. As for you two gentle I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you, for sheer dumb luck. QUIRRELL
Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake up.
- - - -
RON WEASLEY
Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.
HERMIONE
Ron's right Harry, you're going to need your strength today. HARRY
I'm not hungry.
SEVERUS SNAPE
Good luck today, Potter. Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against Slytherin. HARRY
That explains the blood.
HERMIONE
Blood?
HARRY
Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as diversion so he could get past that three headed dog. But, he got bit, that's why he's limping. HERMIONE
But why would anyone go near that dog? HARRY
The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. Said it was Hogwarts business, very secret. HERMIONE
So you're saying- -
HARRY
That's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants. HERMIONE
A bit early for mail isn't it?
HARRY
But, I never get mail.
RON WEASLEY
Let's open it.
HARRY
It's a broomstick.
RON WEASLEY
It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's a Nimbus 2000! HARRY
But who--?
OLIVER WOOD
Scared, Harry?
HARRY
A little.
OLIVER WOOD
It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game. HARRY
What happened?
OLIVER WOOD
I.. uh...I don't really remember... Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke in the hospital a week later. LJ
Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor! The player take their positions as Madam Hooch steps onto the field to begin the game! MHARRY
Now, I want a nice clean game... from all of you. LJ
The Bludgers are up. Followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle is released and the game begins! Anjelina Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor! HAGRID
Well done!
LJ
Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another ten points to Gryffindor! MFRED WEASLEY
Give me that! Take that side!
HAGRID
What's going on with Harry's broomstick? HERMIONE
It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom! RON WEASLEY
Jinxing the broom?! What do we do? HERMIONE
Leave it to me!
RON WEASLEY
Come on Hermione!
HERMIONE
Lacarnum Inflamarae.
OTH
Fire! You're on fire!
HAGRID
Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna be sick! LJ
He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives 150 points for catching the Snitch! MHARRY
Gryffindor wins!
HAGRID
Yes!
OTHS
Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor!
- - - -
HAGRID
Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse on Harry's broom? HARRY
Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween? HAGRID
Who told you about Fluffy?
RON WEASLEY
Fluffy?
HERMIONE
That thing has a name?
HAGRID
Well, of course, he's got a name! He's mine! I brought him off an Irish feller I met down at the pub last year. Then I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the--- HARRY
Yes?
HAGRID
I shouldn't have said that. No more questions! Don't ask anymore question! That's top- secret that is. HARRY
But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding Snape's trying to steal it! HAGRID
Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher! HERMIONE
Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell when I see one! I've read all about them. You've got to keep eye contact and Snape wasn't blinking! HARRY
Exactly.
HAGRID
Now listen to me, all three of you, you're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous! What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel. HARRY
Nicholas Flamel?
HAGRID
I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. HARRY
Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel? HERMIONE
I don't know.
HOGWART GHOSTS
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell. HARRY
Knight to E-5.
RON WEASLEY
Queen to E-5.
HERMIONE
That's totally barbaric!
RON WEASLEY
That's wizard's chess. I see you've packed. HERMIONE
See you haven't.
RON WEASLEY
Change of plans. My parents have decided to go to Romania to visit my brother Charlie. He's studying dragons there. HERMIONE
Good. You can help Harry then. He's going to look in the library for information on Nicholas Flamel. RON WEASLEY
We've looked a hundred times!
HERMIONE
Not in the Restricted Section. Happy Christmas. RON WEASLEY
I think we've had a bad influence on her.
- - - -
RON WEASLEY
Harry wake up! Come on Harry! Wake up! Happy Christmas Harry! HARRY
Happy Christmas Ron! What are you wearing? RON WEASLEY
Oh, my mum made it. Looks like you've got one too. HARRY
I've got presents?
RON WEASLEY
Yeah! There they are.
HARRY
"Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you. Use it well."? RON WEASLEY
What is it?
HARRY
Some kind of cloak.
RON WEASLEY
Well let's see then! Put it on! Woah! HARRY
My body is gone!
RON WEASLEY
I know what that is! That's an Invisibility Cloak! HARRY
I'm invisible?
RON WEASLEY
They're really rare. I wonder who gave it to you. HARRY
There was no name. It just said, "Use it well." HARRY
Famous Fire Eaters. Fifteenth Century Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where are you? FILCH
I know you're in there. You can't hide. Who is it? Show yourself! QUIRRELL
Severus I-I-I
SEVERUS SNAPE
You don't want me as your enemy Quirrell. QUIRRELL
I don't know what you mean.
SEVERUS SNAPE
You know perfectly well what I mean. We'll have another little chat soon. When you've had time to decide where your loyalties lie. FILCH
Professors. I found this in the Restricted Section. It's still hot. That means there's a student out of bed. HARRY
Mum, Dad? Ron! You've really gotta see this! Ron! You've gotta see this! Ron! Come on, get out of bed! RON WEASLEY
Why?
HARRY
There's something you've got to see! Now, come on! Come on! Come! Come look! It's my parents! RON WEASLEY
I only see us.
HARRY
Look in properly. Go on, stand there. There. You see them don't you? That's--- RON WEASLEY
That's me! Only, I'm Head Boy. And I'm holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody hell! I'm Quidditch captain too! I look good! Harry, do you think this mirror shows the future? HARRY
How can it? Both my parents are dead.
DUMBLEDORE
Back again Harry? I see that you, like many others before you have discovered the delights of the Mirror of Erised. I trust now, you realize what it what it does. Let me give you a clue. The happiest man on earth would look in the mirror and only see himself exactly as he is. HARRY
So then, it shows us what we want... Whatever we want? DUMBLEDORE
Yes, and no. It shows us nothing more or less then the deepest and most desperate desires of our hearts. Now you Harry, who have never known your family you see them standing beside you. But remember this, Harry. This mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth. Men have wasted away in front of it. Even gone mad. That is why tomorrow it will be moved to a new home. And I must ask you not to go looking for it again. It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
- - - -
HERMIONE
I had you looking in the wrong section! How could I be so stupid? I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading! RON WEASLEY
This is light?
HERMIONE
Of course! Here it is! "Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's Stone H&RON WEASLEY
The what?
HERMIONE
Honestly don't you two read? "The Sorcerer's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers. It will transform any metal into pure gold and produce the Elixir of Life which will make the drinker immortal." RON WEASLEY
Immortal!
HERMIONE
It means you'll never die.
RON WEASLEY
I know what it means!
HERMIONE
The only stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the noted alchemist who last year celebrated his 665th birthday." That's what Fluffy's guarding on the third floor. That's what's under the trap door. The Sorcerer's Stone. HARRY
Hagrid!
HAGRID
Oh, hello. I don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today. H&R&HERMIONE
We know about the Sorcerer's Stone!
g; Oh.
HARRY
We think Snape's trying to steal it. HAGRID
Snape? Blimey, you're still on about him, are you? HARRY
Hagrid! We know he's after the Stone we just don't know why! HAGRID
Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone! He's not about to steal it. HARRY
What?
HAGRID
You heard. Right, now, come on, I'm a bit preoccupied today. HARRY
Wait a minute! "One of the teachers"? HERMIONE
Of course! There are other things defending the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments? HAGRID
Right. Waste of bloody time if you ask me. Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy. Ain't a soul knows how, except me and Dumbledore. I shouldn't have told you that. I should not have told you that. HARRY
Hagrid, what exactly is that?
HAGRID
Oh, That? It's a...it's um...
RON WEASLEY
I know what that is! But Hagrid how did you get one? HAGRID
I won it! Off a stranger I met at the pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of it, as a matter of fact. HERMIONE
Is that...a dragon?
RON WEASLEY
That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian Ridgeback! My brother Charlie works with these in Romania. HAGRID
Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him look, he knows his mummy! Hello Norbert! HARRY
Norbert?
HAGRID
Well he's gotta have a name don't he? Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh! Woah! He'll have to be trained up a bit of course. Who's that? HARRY
Malfoy.
HAGRID
Oh, dear.
HARRY
Hagrid always wanted a dragon. He told me so the first time I ever met him. RON WEASLEY
It's crazy! And worse Malfoy knows. HERMIONE
I don't understand. Is that bad?
RON WEASLEY
It's bad.
MCGONAGALL
Good evening. Nothing I repeat nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken. HARRY
50!
MCGONAGALL
Each. And to ensure that it doesn't happen again all four of you will receive detention. DRACO MALFOY
Excuse me professor. Perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us. MCGONAGALL
No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were you too were out of bed after hours. You will join you classmates in detention.
FILCH
A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I'll miss the screaming. You'll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. He's got a little job to do inside the Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid. Oh good God you're not still on about that bloody dragon now are you? HAGRID
Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony. HERMIONE
Well, that's good isn't it? He'll be with his own kind. HAGRID
Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania? What if the other dragons are mean to him? He's only a baby after all. FILCH
Oh, for God's sake pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about you. DRACO MALFOY
The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are... werewolves! FILCH
Ah, there's more that werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty- night. HAGRID
Right, let's go.
HARRY
Hagrid, what is that?
HAGRID
What we're here for. See that? That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's been hurt bad by something. So, it's our job to go and find the poor beast. Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me. RON WEASLEY
Okay...
HAGRID
And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy.
DRACO MALFOY
Okay, then I get Fang!
HAGRID
Fine. Just so you know he's bloody coward. DRACO MALFOY
Wait till my father hears about this! This is servant stuff. HARRY
If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say you were scared. DRACO MALFOY
Scared Potter. Did you hear that?
HARRY
Come on Fang!
DRACO MALFOY
Scared!
HARRY
What is it Fang?
DRACO MALFOY
AH!
FIRENZE
Harry Potter, you must leave. You are known to many creatures here. The Forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you. HARRY
But what was that thing you saved me from? FIRENZE
A monstrous creature. It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price. For you have slain something so pure that the moment the blood touches your lips you have a half-life, a cursed life. HARRY
But who would choose such a life?
FIRENZE
Can you think of no one?
HARRY
You mean to say that thing that killed the unicorn, that was drinking its blood, that was Voldemort? FIRENZE
Do you know what is hidden in the school at this very moment, Mr. Potter? HARRY
The Sorcerer's Stone!
HERMIONE
Harry!
HAGRID
Hello there Firenze. See you've met our young Mr. Potter. All right there Harry? FIRENZE
Harry Potter, this is where I leave you. You are safe now. Good luck.
HERMIONE
You mean, that You- Know- Who is out there right now in the Forest? HARRY
But he's weak. He's living off of unicorns. Don't you see? We had it wrong! Snape doesn't want the Stone for himself. He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will become strong again. He, he'll come back. RON WEASLEY
But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to kill you, do you? HARRY
I think if he had his chance he would have tried to kill me tonight. RON WEASLEY
And to think, I've been worrying about my Potions final. HERMIONE
Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort is always feared? Dumbledore. As long as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're safe. As long as Dumbledore's around you can't be touched.
- - - -
HERMIONE
I'd heard Hogwarts' final exams were frightful, but I found they're rather enjoyable RON WEASLEY
Speak for yourself. All right there Harry? HARRY
My scar. It keeps burning.
HERMIONE
It's happened before.
HARRY
Not like this.
RON WEASLEY
Perhaps you should see the nurse.
HARRY
I think it's a warning. It means danger's coming. Ah. Oh, Of Course. HERMIONE
What is it?
HARRY
Don't you think it's a bit odd that what Hagrid want more than anything is a dragon and a stranger turns up and just happens to have one? I mean, how many people wander around with dragon eggs in their pockets? Why didn't I see it before? Hagrid, who gave you that dragon egg? What did he look like? HAGRID
I dunno. I never saw his face. He kept his hood up. HARRY
This stranger though, you and he must have talked. HAGRID
Well, he wanted to know what sort of creatures I looked after. And I told him, after Fluffy a dragon's gonna be no problem. HARRY
Did he seem interested in Fluffy?
HAGRID
Well of course he was interested in Fluffy! How often do you come across three headed dogs do you come across even if you're in the trade? But I told him, I said, I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him." Take Fluffy for example, just play him a bit of music and he falls straight asleep. I shouldn't have told you that. Where are you going? Where are you---?
HARRY
We have to see professor Dumbledore immediately! HARRY
We have to see Professor Dumbledore immediately! MCGONAGALL
I'm afraid Professor Dumbledore's not here. He received an urgent owl from the Ministry of Magic and left immediately for London. HARRY
He's gone! But this is important! This is about the Sorcerer's Stone! MCGONAGALL
How did you know ---?
HARRY
Someone's going to try to steal it! MCGONAGALL
I don't know how you three found out about the Stone but I assure you it is perfectly well protected. Now would you go back to your dormitories quietly. HARRY
That was no stranger Hagrid met. It was Snape. Which means that he knows how to get past Fluffy. HERMIONE
And with Dumbledore gone---
SEVERUS SNAPE
Good afternoon. Now, what would three young Gryffindors, such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this? HERMIONE
We were... we were just---
SEVERUS SNAPE
You'd ought to be careful. People willht think you're up to something. HERMIONE
Now what are we do?
HARRY
We go down the trap door, tonight.
HARRY
Trevor.
RON WEASLEY
Trevor, sh, go you shouldn't be here! NEVILLE
Neither should you. You're sneaking out again aren't you? HARRY
Now Neville listen. We were... we were--- NEVILLE
No I won't let you! You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again! I'll, I'll fight you! HERMIONE
Neville, I'm really really sorry about this. Petrificus totalus! RON WEASLEY
You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary. HARRY
Let's go.
HARRY
Sorry.
HERMIONE
Sorry.
RON WEASLEY
It's for your own good you know.
HERMIONE
Ow! You stood on my foot!
Sorry.
HERMIONE
Alohomora.
HARRY
Wait a minute. He's snoring. Snape's already been here. He's put a spell on the harp. RON WEASLEY
Ugh! It's got horrible breath.
HARRY
We have to move its paw.
RON WEASLEY
What?
HARRY
Come on! Okay, push! I'll go first. Don't follow me until I give you a sign. If something bad happens get yourselves out! Does it seem a bit quiet to you? HERMIONE
The harp, it stopped playing.
RON WEASLEY
Ugh! Yuck! Ugh!
HARRY
Jump!
RON WEASLEY
Woah! Lucky this plant thing's here really! Woah! HERMIONE
Stop moving, both of you! This is Devil's Snare. You have to relax! If you don't it'll only kill you faster! RON WEASLEY
Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax! R&HARRY
Hermione!
RON WEASLEY
Oh now what are we going to do?
HERMIONE
Just relax!
HARRY
Hermione where are you?
HERMIONE
Do what I say! Trust me!
RON WEASLEY
Ah! Harry! Harry!
HERMIONE
Are you okay?
HARRY
Yeah, yeah I'm fine. (Ron Weasley: Help!) HERMIONE
He's not relaxing is he? (Ron Weasley: Help!) HARRY
Apparently not. (Ron Weasley: Help me!) HERMIONE
We've got to do something! (Ron Weasley: Help!) HARRY
What? (Ron Weasley: Help!)
HERMIONE
I remember reading something in Herbology. (Ron Weasley: Help!) “Devil's Snare Devil's Snare it's deadly fun; but will sulk in the sun.” That's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight! Lumus Solem! HARRY
Ron, are you okay?
RON WEASLEY
Yeah. Lucky we didn't panic!
Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology. HERMIONE
What is that?
HARRY
I don't know Sounds like wings.
HERMIONE
Curious, I've never seen birds like these. HARRY
They're not birds they're keys. And I'll bet one of then fits that door. HERMIONE
What's this all about?
HARRY
I don't know. Strange.
RON WEASLEY
Alohomora! Well, it was worth a try. HERMIONE
What are we going to do? There must be a thousand keys up there! RON WEASLEY
We're looking for a big old fashioned one. Probably rusty like the handle. HARRY
There! I see it! The one with the broken wing! HERMIONE
What's wrong Harry?
HARRY
It is too simple.
RON WEASLEY
Oh, go on Harry! If Snape can catch it on that old broomstick, you can! You're the youngest Seeker in a century! This complicates things a bit! HARRY
Catch the key!
RON WEASLEY
Hurry up!
HERMIONE
I don't like this. I don't like this at all. HARRY
Where are we? A graveyard?
RON WEASLEY
This is no graveyard, it's a chessboard. HARRY
There's the door!
HERMIONE
Now what do we do?
RON WEASLEY
Its obvious isn't it? We've got to play our way across the room. All right, Harry, you take the empty bishop's square. Hermione you'll be the queen-side castle. As for me, I'll be a knight. HERMIONE
What happens now?
RON WEASLEY
Well, white moves first, and then we play. HERMIONE
Ron you don't suppose this'll be like real wizard's chess do you? RON WEASLEY
You there D-5. Yes Hermione I think this is gonna be exactly like wizard's chess. Castle to E-4! Pawn to C-3! HARRY
Wait a minute.
RON WEASLEY
You understand right Harry. Once I make my move the queen will take me. Then you're free to check the king. HARRY
No. Ron no!
HERMIONE
What is it?
HARRY
He is going to sacrifice himself!
HERMIONE
No you can't! There must be another way! RON WEASLEY
Do you wanna stop Snape from getting that Stone or not? Harry, it's you that has to go on. I know it! Not me! Not Hermione! You! Knight to H-3. Check. Ah! HARRY
Ron! No don't move! Don't forget we're still playing! Checkmate! Take care of Ron then go to the owlery. Send a message to Dumbledore. Ron's right. I have to go on. HERMIONE
You'll be okay Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are. HARRY
Not as good as you.
HERMIONE
Me? Books, cleverness. There are more important things. Friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful.
HARRY
You? No it can't be; Snape he was he was the one--- QUIRRELL
Yes he does seem the type doesn't he? Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell? HARRY
But that day, during the Quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me. QUIRRELL
Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you! And trust me if Snape's cloak hadn't caught on fire and broken my eye contact I would have succeeded. Even with Snape muttering his little counter-curse. HARRY
Snape was trying to save me?
QUIRRELL
I knew you were a danger to me right from the off. Especially after Halloween. HARRY
Then then you let the troll in!
QUIRRELL
Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately wasn't fooled, when every one else was running about the dungeon Snape went to the third floor to head me of. He of course never trusted me again. He rarely left me alone. But he doesn't understand, I'm never alone. Never. Now does this mirror do? I see what I desire. I see myself holding the Stone. But how do I get it? VOLDEMORT
Use the boy.
QUIRRELL
Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what do you see? What is it what do you see? HARRY
I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the House Cup. VOLDEMORT
He lies.
QUIRRELL
Tell the truth! What do you see?
VOLDEMORT
Let me speak to him.
QUIRRELL
Master you are not strong enough.
VOLDEMORT
have strength enough for this. Harry Potter, we meet again. HARRY
Voldemort?
VOLDEMORT
Yes, you see what I have become? See what I must do to survive? Live off another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood can sustain me but it cannot give me a body of my own. But there is something that can. Something that conveniently enough lies in your pocket. Stop him! Don't be a fool! Why suffer a horrific death when you can join with me and live? HARRY
Never!
VOLDEMORT
Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell me Harry would you like to see your mother and father again? Together we can bring them back. All I ask is for something in return. That's it Harry. There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. Together we'll do extraordinary things. Just give me the Stone! HARRY
You liar!
VOLDEMORT
Kill him!
QUIRRELL
What is this magic?
VOLDEMORT
Fool get the Stone!
DUMBLEDORE
Good afternoon Harry. Tokens from your admirers. HARRY
Admirers?
DUMBLEDORE
What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So naturally the whole school knows. Ah, I see that your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble of opening your Chocolate Frogs. HARRY
Ron was here? Is he alright? What about Hermione? DUMBLEDORE
Fine. They're both just fine.
HARRY
Bu, what happened to the Stone?
DUMBLEDORE
Relax dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed. My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat and agreed it was best all around. HARRY
But then Flamel, he'll die won't he? DUMBLEDORE
He has enough Elixir of Life to set his affairs in order. But yes, he will die. HARRY
How is it I got the Stone sir? One minute I was there staring in the mirror and then the next--- DUMBLEDORE
Ah, you see only a person who wanted to find the Stone, find it, but not use it would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me that is saying something. HARRY
Does that mean with the Stone gone that is, that Voldemort can never come back? DUMBLEDORE
Ah, I'm afraid there are ways in which he can return. Harry do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him? It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you. And that kind of act leaves a mark. No, no this kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin. HARRY
What is it?
DUMBLEDORE
Love Harry. Love. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavor one. Since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax! HARRY
Alright there Ron?
RON WEASLEY
Alright. You?
HARRY
Alright. Hermione?
HERMIONE
Never better.
DUMBLEDORE
Another year gone. And now as I understand it, the House Cup needs awarding. And the points stand as thus: In fourth place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. In second place Ravenclaw with 426 points. And in first place, with 472 points, Slytherin House. DRACO MALFOY
Nice one mate.
DUMBLEDORE
Yes, yes. Well-done Slytherin. Well-done Slytherin. However recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute points to award. To Miss. Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect when others were in grave peril. 50 points. Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess Hogwarts has seen these many years. 50 points. And third, to Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor House 60 points. HERMIONE
We're tied with Slytherin!
DUMBLEDORE
And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to Neville Longbottom. Assuming my calculations are correct I believe that a change of decoration is in order. Gryffindor wins the House Cup! HAGRID
Yes!
- - - -
HAGRID
Come on now. Hurry up, you'll be late! Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry up. HERMIONE
Come on Harry.
HARRY
One minute.
HAGRID
Thought you were leaving without saying good-bye did you? This is for you. HARRY
Thanks Hagrid.
HAGRID
Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry. If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley gives you any grief you can always um... threaten him, with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his. HARRY
But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that. HAGRID
I know that. But your cousin don't do he? HERMIONE
Feels strange to be going home doesn't it? HARRY
I'm not going home. Not really.