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FADE IN:

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. They are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town. The bedroom is lined with cloud wallpaper giving the impression of sky.

One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "WANTED" poster of a Mr. Potato Head taped to it.

A MR. POTATO HEAD DOLL is set in front of the poster. The VOICE OVER of ANDY, a 6-year-old boy, can be heard acting out all the voices of the scene.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Alright everyone, this is a stick- up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

A GROUP OF TOYS have been crowded together in front of the "BANK" box.

Andy's hand lowers a CERAMIC PIGGY BANK in front of Mr. Potato Head and shakes out a pile of coins to the floor. Mr. Potato Head kisses the coins.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Ooh! Money. Money. Money. (kissing noises)

A porcelain figurine of the shepherdess, BO PEEP, is brought into the scene.

ANDY (AS BO PEEP) Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Quiet Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

The companion porcelain sheep are placed in the center of a Hot Wheels track loop.

ANDY (AS SHEEP) Heeeeelp! BAAAAA! Heeeelp us!

ANDY (AS BO PEEP) Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

WOODY, a pull-string doll cowboy, enters into the scene opposite the inanimate spud.

Andy's hand pulls on the ring in the center of Woody's back.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) Reach for the sky.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!!

ANDY (AS WOODY) I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

Andy's hand pulls out one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Doooooh! How'd you know it was me!

ANDY (AS WOODY) Are you gonna come quietly?

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) You can't touch me Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with a built- in force field!

Andy places a TOY DOG, with a SLINKY for a mid-section, in front of Mr. Potato Head and stretches him out.

ANDY (AS WOODY) Well I brought my DINOSAUR, who eats force field dogs!!

Andy reveals a PLASTIC TYRANNOSAURUS REX, who stomps on the Slinky Dog.

ANDY (AS DINOSAUR) AAAAR! ROAR-ROAR-ROAR!

ANDY (AS SLINKY DOG) YIPE! YIPE-YIPE-YIPE!

ANDY (AS WOODY) You're goin' to jail, Bart.

Andy picks up Mr. Potato Head and places him in a baby crib in the room.

A cardboard sign is taped to the bars with the word "JAIL" written in crayon.

ANDY (AS WOODY) Say good-bye to the wife and tatertots.

Andy's 1-year-old sister, MOLLY, crawls over and picks up Mr. Potato Head. She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her crib, forcing some of his parts loose.

Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the floor.

ANDY (pulling Woody's string) You saved the day again, Woody.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) You're my favorite deputy.

BEGIN TITLES

SONG "YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" plays while Andy does various activities with Woody:

-- Andy turns the Western town boxes around to reveal cows drawn on the other side. He grabs a jump rope and pretends Woody is lassoing the cattle.

ANDY C'mon, let's wrangle up the cattle.

-- Andy then rides Woody around on an RC (remote control) car, and herds the remaining "cow" boxes under Molly's crib.

INT. STAIRWELL

-- Andy places Woody on the top of the stairwell banister allowing the doll to slide downstairs. Andy races ahead and catches him at the bottom.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS LIVING ROOM

-- Andy & Woody fall into the La-Z-Boy chair and spin around and around.

Next, Andy uses the La-Z-Boy foot rest as a catapult.

Andy flings Woody across the room to the sofa.

ANDY (raising his arms) Score!

SONG ENDS

Woody lies limp on the sofa while Andy is heard talking to his mother.

ANDY (O.S.) Wow! Cool!

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Whadda ya think?

ANDY (O.S.) Oh, this looks GREAT, Mom!

ANGLE: THE ADJOINING DINING ROOM

MRS. DAVIS, Andy's thirty eight-year-old mom, has just finished decorating the area with streamers and balloons. A banner is draped across the archway. It reads: "Happy Birthday Andy."

Woody's frozen face stares in the direction of the birthday decorations.

ANDY Can we leave this up 'til we move?

MRS. DAVIS Well, sure, we can leave it up.

ANDY Yeah!

MRS. DAVIS Now go get Molly. Your friends are going to be here any minute.

ANDY Okay.

Andy picks up Woody from the couch and runs upstairs.

ANDY It's party time, Woody!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Andy and Woody enter the room. Molly is still banging Potato Head against her crib railing. Andy tips Woody's hat at her.

ANDY Howdy, Little Lady!

He deposits Woody on the bed and pulls his string one last time.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

ANDY (picking up Molly) C'mon, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy! (to Woody) See ya later, Woody.

Andy exits.

END TITLES

Woody's eyes come to life. The cowboy doll sits up, his expression changing from a smile to worry.

WOODY (to himself) Pull my string! The birthday party's today?!

Woody thinks.

WOODY (to the room) Okay, everybody. Coast is clear.

The bedroom comes alive. TOYS emerge from the toy box, the closet, the shelves, etc... in a flurry of activity.

POTATO HEAD, his body parts strewn across the floor, sits himself upright and begins to re-assemble himself.

MR. POTATO HEAD Ages three and up. It's on my box. Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

HAMM, the piggy bank, flips one last penny into his coin slot. Potato Head walks up to him. All his facial pieces are in the wrong slots.

MR. POTATO HEAD Hey, Hamm! Look! I'm Picasso! HAMM I don't get it.

Hamm walks away.

MR. POTATO HEAD You uncultured swine! (to someone O.S.) What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?!

Potato Head walks past, revealing a hockey puck figurine.

Woody sits on the edge of the bed observing all the activity. He turns to a plastic green army man, SARGENT, standing on the night stand.

WOODY Uh, hey Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

SARGENT (saluting) Sir! No Sir!

WOODY Okay, thank you. At ease.

Woody hops off the bed.

WOODY Hey, Slinky?

SLINKY (O.S.) Right here, Woody!

A toy Slinky dog, SLINKY, appears from under the bed pushing out a checker board set. He begins to place the checkers on the board.

SLINKY I'm red this time.

WOODY No, Slink --

SLINKY Oh...well alright, you can be red if you want.

WOODY Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.

SLINKY Bad news?!

WOODY Sh-h-h-h-h!!

Woody covers up Slinky's mouth, aware that the other toys in the room are watching. He leans in close to Slinky.

WOODY (whispering) Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy!!

SLINKY Got it.

Slinky shuffles off.

WOODY Be HAPPY!

Slinky perks up his gait and LAUGHS HARD.

Woody proceeds in the other direction. He passes a toy ROBOT and SNAKE partially hidden under the bedspread.

WOODY (to the room) Staff meeting, everybody. (aside) Snake, Robot -- podium duty.

Robot and Snake come out from under the bed and reluctantly follow Woody.

Woody walks past an Etch-A-Sketch, ETCH, going the other direction.

WOODY Hey Etch! Draw!

Both Etch and Woody whip around like gunfighters.

Before Woody can fully extend his arm out, the Etch-A-Sketch etches a gun on its screen.

WOODY (pretending to be shot) Oh!! You got me again, Etch! You've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

Slinky passes a group of toys on the floor.

SLINKY Got a staff meeting, you guys, come on, let's go!

Robot and Snake begin constructing a podium made out of Legos and a Tinker Toy tub while Woody searches the floor.

WOODY Now where is that -- ? Aw, hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

Woody spots the doodle pad on the floor by the desk and walks over to it. As he reaches down to pick it up...

REX, the plastic dinosaur, jumps out to scare Woody.

REX ROOAAAARR!!!

WOODY (unaffected) Oh, how ya doin', Rex?

Rex suddenly turns timid.

REX Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

WOODY I was close to being scared that time.

Woody heads back to the podium. Rex follows.

REX I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

A crook suddenly grabs Woody's neck and jerks him towards BO PEEP, the porcelain figurine.

WOODY (choking) Aach! -- Oh, hi, Bo.

BO PEEP I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

WOODY (blushing) Oh, hey - it was nothing.

BO PEEP Whadda ya say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

WOODY (very flustered) Heh, heh...oh yeah, uh, I...

Bo saunters back towards her lamp stand, passing a stack of ABC blocks.

BO PEEP Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

Woody is left lovestruck.

All the rest of the toys in the room are filing past Slinky.

SLINKY Come on, come on! Smaller toys up front.

Woody remains lovestruck in the middle of the room.

SLINKY Hey, Woody! C'mon!

Woody snaps out of his trance and rushes over to the podium.

The toys crowd together as Woody steps up to the podium. MIKE, a toy tape recorder, waddles up next to Woody and indicates his microphone.

MIKE Ahem!

WOODY (grabbing microphone) Oh, thanks, Mike. (to the crowd) Okay --

SFX: FEEDBACK

WOODY (to Mike) Oh, whoa, step back --

Mike waddles back a step to stop the feedback.

WOODY Hello? Check? Better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great! Okay, first item today...oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

The toys all MOAN.

HAMM Moving buddy?! You can't be serious!

REX Well I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

MR. POTATO HEAD (waving his arm out its socket) Do we have to hold hands?

The toys LAUGH and SNICKER.

WOODY Oh, yeah, you guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy -- if you don't have one, get one! (checking the pad) Alright, next...uh...oh, yes. Tuesday night's "Plastic Corrosion Awareness" meeting was, I think, a big success and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.

The words "You're welcome" scroll across Mr. Spell's display screen as he speaks.

MR. SPELL You're welcome.

WOODY Ok, uh...oh yes. One minor note here... (under his breath) Andy's birthday party's been moved to today. (full voice) Next we have --

The toys all PANIC.

REX What?! Whadda ya mean, the party's today?! His birthday's not 'til next week!!

HAMM What's going on down there? Is Mom losing her marbles?!

WOODY Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.

MR. POTATO HEAD Of course Woody ain't worried! He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten!

SLINKY Hey, hey! Come on, Potato Head! If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darnit, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.

While Slinky speaks, Potato Head takes off his mouth and mimes kissing his own butt.

WOODY C'mon, guys! Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

REX But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.

WOODY Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about.

Woody steps down from the podium and walks towards the crowd.

WOODY (continued) It doesn't matter how much we're played with. What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for. Right? Everyone is now looking down, sheepish.

HAMM Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but THEY'RE HERE! Birthday guests at three o'clock!

WOODY Stay calm, everyone!!

Too late. The toys PANIC and stampede over Woody towards the bedroom window, leaving him alone on the floor.

WOODY Uh, meeting adjourned.

The toys all crowd around the bedroom window, trying to get a peek outside.

HAMM Oh, boy. Will ya take a look at all those presents?!

MR. POTATO HEAD I can't see a thing!

Unable to see over the crowd, Potato Head pulls his eyes out of his head and holds them up over the other toys.

ANGLE: TOY'S POV OF ANDY'S FRONT YARD

CHILDREN file towards the front door carrying presents.

HAMM Yessir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

REX (panicked) Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

HAMM Ah, for crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot!

The presents keep coming.

REX They're getting bigger.

SLINKY Wait! There's a nice little one over there!

At first, the kid's present appears to be a little box, but then the kid turns -- the present is four feet long. The toys SCREAM.

MR. SPELL Spell the word "trashcan."

REX We're doomed!

Down on the floor, Woody smacks his hand to his forehead in surrender.

WOODY Alright! Alright!

The toys turn inside and look down at Woody.

WOODY (continued) If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

REX Yes! Yes! We promise!

WOODY Okay, save your batteries!

HAMM Eh, very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

Woody jumps up onto Andy's bed and turns to the Sargent on the nightstand.

WOODY Sargent. Establish a recon post downstairs. Code red. You know what to do.

SARGENT Yes SIR!

The green army man hops down to the floor where a "BUCKET O' SOLDIERS" sits.

SARGENT Alright men, you heard him. Code Red! Repeat: We are at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move move move!!

THE GREEN ARMY MEN file out of the bucket and march in formation across the bedroom floor.

INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY

Andy's door creaks open and a lone army man ventures forth to make sure the coast is clear. Satisfied, he motions for the others to proceed. Squads of soldiers march into the hall carrying a baby monitor and a jump rope.

The army men each leapfrog behind the stairway banisters and hold their positions while the Sargent surveys the scene below through his binoculars.

ANGLE: SARGENT'S BINOCULAR VIEW OF DOWNSTAIRS

Directly below, Mrs. Davis passes through the hallway rounding up Andy and all his birthday guests.

MRS. DAVIS Okay, c'mon kids! Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.

Once Mrs. Davis and the children are out of sight, the Sargent motions to his men with a silent hand signal.

TWO PARATROOPERS jump out through the railing, parachuting down to the floor below.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

The paratroopers sweep the area with their plastic rifles, then give the "all clear" sign.

The jump rope is lowered, and more soldiers rappel down.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

The toys race towards the nightstand where Woody has placed the receiving half of the baby monitor.

WOODY And this -- (turning on the baby monitor) -- is how we find out what is in those presents.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALLWAY

The green army men march in formation across the floor when suddenly...

SFX: FOOTSTEPS

Can be heard approaching from behind the connecting kitchen door. Immediately the Sargent signals for his men to freeze in their various classic action poses.

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Okay, who's hungry? Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and Barbeque --

The door opens and Mrs. Davis' foot comes down hard on top of a soldier.

MRS. DAVIS Owww! What in the world -- ? Oh, I thought I told him to pick these up.

With a sweep of her foot, she brushes the army men out of her path and continues on to the living room.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

REX Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?!

WOODY Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. C'mon, they're not lying down on the job.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALLWAY

As soon as Mom is gone, the Sargent motions for his men to proceed toward a nearby houseplant that looks into the living room.

The Sargent then notices an injured soldier struggling to drag himself forward -- a casualty of Mrs. Davis' foot. The Sargent helps the injured soldier to his feet.

WOUNDED SOLDIER (moans) Go on without me. Just go!

SLINKY A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

The Sargent motions to the remaining men above. They lower themselves via jump rope, riding the baby monitor. Once downstairs, they hustle the baby monitor towards the houseplant. Suddenly...

A BALL

bounces into the hallway, followed by the sound of footsteps and kid clamor.

The Sargent, supporting his wounded man, reaches the plant, right on the heels of the squad with the baby monitor. They conceal themselves in the house plant just before the children run by.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT - CONTINUOUS

While the baby monitor is set in place, A MEDIC evaluates the wounded soldier and gives the "thumb's up" signal.

The Sargent scans the party with his binoculars.

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

The pile of brightly wrapped gifts sits atop the living room coffee table.

SARGENT (O.S.) There they are.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

The toys perk up as STATIC suddenly emits from the baby monitor.

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Come in, Mother Bird, this is Alpha Bravo.

WOODY This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet!

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Come in, Mother Bird. Alright...Andy's opening the first present now.

MR. POTATO HEAD (chanting) Mrs. Potato Head...Mrs. Potato Head...Mrs. Potato Head... (off Rex's look) Hey, I can dream, can't I?

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) The bow's coming off...he's ripping the wrapping paper...it's a...it's...it's a lunchbox! We've got a lunchbox, here!

WOODY A lunchbox?!

MR. POTATO HEAD A lunchbox...?!

SLINKY For lunch. Heh heh heh...

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Ok, second present...it appears to be...okay, it's bed sheets.

MR. POTATO HEAD Who invited THAT kid?!

INT. LIVING ROOM

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF PRESENTS

MATCH DISSOLVE TO:

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF A SINGULAR PRESENT

MRS. DAVIS Oh, only one left.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Okay, we're on the last present now...

WOODY Last present!

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) It's a big one...It's a...it's a boardgame! Repeat! Battleship -- Battleship, the boardgame!

The toys CHEER WITH RELIEF.

HAMM Yeah, alright!!

Hamm gives Potato Head a congratulatory pat on the back, sending his facial features flying.

MR. POTATO HEAD Hey, watch it!

HAMM Sorry there, old Spudhead.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT

SARGENT (to army men) Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up, we're going home.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

WOODY So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing to worry about.

SLINKY I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT

The platoon is preparing to exit the plant when...

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Wait a minute. Oooh, what do we have here?!

The Sargent lifts his binoculars back to his eyes.

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF LIVING ROOM

Mrs. Davis can be seen opening the closet and pulling out another large present.

SARGENT (indicating the baby monitor) Wait -- turn that thing back on!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Come in, Mother Bird, come in, Mother Bird.

All the toys tense up.

SARGENT (O.S.) (continued) Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it...

INT. DOWNSTAIRS - HOUSE PLANT - CONTINUOUS

SARGENT He's really excited about this one. It's a huge package. Oh -- get out -- one of the kids is in the way, I can't see...

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

SARGENT (O.S.) (from monitor) ...it's...it's a --

The sound of children CHEERING emits from the monitor, cutting off the Sargent.

REX It's a WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!!!

Rex grabs a leg of the nightstand and shakes it, making the monitor drop to the floor. The impact causes the batteries to roll out.

REX Oh, no!

MR. POTATO HEAD Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

HAMM (sarcastic) Way to go, Rex.

Everyone rushes to the fallen monitor. Potato Head tries to correctly insert the batteries.

WOODY No, no! Turn 'em around, turn 'em around!

HAMM Eh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards!

WOODY Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!

Woody jumps down off the bed and shoves both Hamm and Potato Head aside.

INT. LIVING ROOM

ANDY Let's go to my room, guys!

The kids rush past the houseplant.

SARGENT (into the monitor) RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ANDY IS COMING UPSTAIRS!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Woody puts the last battery back in.

WOODY There.

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Juvenile intrusion! Repeat! Resume your positions NOW!

WOODY Andy's coming, everybody! Back to your places. Hurry!

The toys PANIC and scatter about the room.

MR. POTATO HEAD Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

REX Outta my way! Here I come, here I come --

Frantic, Rex slams into a trashcan and falls over.

Everyone scurries to their places as the KIDS' FOOTSTEPS grow louder.

Woody falls limp in his spot on the bed just as...

Andy's bedroom door flies open and a flood of children's feet rush in.

FRIEND #1 Hey, look! His lasers light up. ANDY Take that, Zurg!

Woody is flung off Andy's pillow and slides, unnoticed, down the gap between the bed and the back wall.

FRIEND #2 Quick! Make a space! This is where the spaceship lands.

ANDY -- and you press his back and he does a karate-chop action!

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Come on down, guys. It's time for games! We've got prizes!

ANDY Oh, yeah!

The kids all run out as fast as they entered, SLAMMING THE DOOR behind them.

BEAT

The toys slowly come to life and make their way toward the bed.

MR. POTATO HEAD What is it?

BO PEEP Can you see it?

SLINKY What the heck is up there?

REX Woody? Who's up there with you?

Woody crawls out from under the bed. The toys are shocked to discover him there.

SLINKY Woody, what are you doing under the bed?

WOODY (composing himself) Uh-h-h-h...nothing! Uh, nothing. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.

MR. POTATO HEAD Well, that MISTAKE is sitting in your spot, Woody.

REX (GASP!) Have you been replaced?

WOODY Hey! What did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced.

The toys give each other a look of doubt.

WOODY Now let's all be polite, and give whatever it is up there a nice, big "Andy's Room" welcome.

Woody climbs slowly up the side of the bed, peeking over the edge. His eyes widen at the sight of...

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

We see Buzz as Woody does - an expensive looking space age action figure, covered with buttons and stickers from head to toe. The imposing "G.I. Joe-sized" doll stands heroically in the center of the bed, his back to Woody.

Woody GULPS.

Buzz comes alive and looks around.

ANGLE: BUZZ'S POV THROUGH HIS HELMET

While he scans the bedroom a "DARTH VADER" LIKE BREATHING is heard.

Buzz eyes it all suspiciously and pushes a button on his chest.

SFX: ELECTRONIC BEEP

BUZZ Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.

Nothing. He pushes the button again.

BUZZ Star Command - come in. Do you read me? (to himself) Why don't they answer?!! Just then, Buzz catches sight of his ripped packaging. The box is designed to look like a spaceship.

BUZZ (GASP) My ship!!

He runs up to the box and investigates the damage.

BUZZ Blast! This'll take weeks to repair!

Buzz flips open a plastic compartment on his arm -- his wrist communicator.

BUZZ Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. Stardate 4072: My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash landed on a strange planet. The impact must have awoken me from hyper-sleep.

Buzz springs up and down on the squishy surface of the bed.

BUZZ (into communicator) Terrain seems a bit unstable...

He taps the sticker of controls on his wrist communicator.

BUZZ (into communicator) No read-out yet if the air is breathable... and there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere --

ANGLE: BUZZ'S POV THROUGH HIS HELMET

Woody's face suddenly pops into view.

WOODY Hello-o-o...

BUZZ HO-YAAAHH!!!

Buzz jumps back, taking a fighting stance. He presses a button on his arm that turns on a red "laser beam" light on his wrist. Buzz aims the red beam on Woody's forehead and holds it there.

WOODY Aaaaaaah! Whoa, hey, whoa, did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy! My name is Woody and this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say, and also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see, the bed here --

While Woody is speaking, Buzz notices the sheriff's badge on Woody's vest.

BUZZ (de-activating his laser beam) Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash landed here by mistake.

Buzz begins walking around the bed, surveying the situation. Woody tries to keep up.

WOODY Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed, here, is my spot.

BUZZ I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystalic fusion?

WOODY Well, let's see, we've got double A's --

BUZZ Watch yourself!!

Buzz shoves Woody down on the bed and re-activates his wrist laser.

BUZZ (continued) Halt! Who goes there?!

The other toys are peeking over the edge of the bed.

REX Don't shoot! It's okay! Friends!

BUZZ (to Woody) Do you know these life forms?

WOODY Yes. They're Andy's toys.

BUZZ Alright, everyone. You're clear to come up.

Buzz walks over to the toys.

BUZZ I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Rex steps forward and eagerly shakes Buzz's hand.

REX Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

BUZZ Why, thank you... (pulls away) Now thank you all for your kind welcome.

REX Say! What's that button do?

BUZZ I'll show you.

Buzz presses a button on his chest.

BUZZ (SAMPLED VOICE) Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

The toys all GASP IN AWE.

SLINKY Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pullstring, only it --

MR. POTATO HEAD Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

HAMM Oh yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where are you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

BUZZ Well...no, actually I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

As Buzz speaks, Woody glances down at the box in which Buzz arrived.

ANGLE: BACK OF BUZZ'S BOX

There is a cartoon drawing of Buzz giving the exact, word- for-word spiel that Buzz is now giving.

MR. POTATO HEAD Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

REX And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buy-out. Well, I don't really understand the financials, but...

Woody walks over to Bo Peep.

WOODY You'd think they've never seen a new toy before.

BO PEEP Well sure, look at him. He's got more gadgets on him then a Swiss army knife.

Slinky presses the button on Buzz's arm, activating his laser light. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.

BUZZ Ah, ah, ah, please be careful! You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

MR. POTATO HEAD Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

WOODY It's not a laser! It's a little lightbulb that blinks!

HAMM What's with him?

MR. POTATO HEAD Laser-envy.

WOODY All right, that's enough. Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy --

BUZZ Toy?

WOODY T-O-Y. Toy.

BUZZ Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.

WOODY The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's pre-school toys present.

MR. POTATO HEAD Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?

REX Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear? Now I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do?

WOODY He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers or fly --

BUZZ Excuse me.

Buzz calmly hits a button and wings pop out.

Again the toys GASP IN AWE.

HAMM Oh, impressive wingspan. Very good!

WOODY Oh, what?!...What?! These are plastic. He can't fly!

BUZZ They are a terillium-carbonic alloy and I CAN fly.

WOODY No, you can't.

BUZZ Yes, I can.

WOODY You can't!

BUZZ Can!

WOODY Can't! Can't! Can't!

BUZZ I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

WOODY Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.

BUZZ All right, then, I will. (to toys) Stand back everyone!

The crowd of toys make room for Buzz as he heads towards the edge of the bed and climbs up the bedpost. He poses like a high diver, shuts his eyes...

BUZZ To infinity and beyond!!

...and leaps off the bed.

Buzz plummets straight down, hits a big rubber ball and bounces right back up.

He then lands on a Hotwheels car, which races him down the track, through the loop, and off a ramp. Buzz soars upward into a plane mobile hanging from the ceiling.

Buzz becomes wedged between the plane's wheels. The impact turns on the PLANE'S MOTOR making it (and Buzz) spin around and around.

All the other toys watch from the bed, mesmerized.

Finally the centrifugal force causes Buzz to separate from the plane, sailing him across the room toward the bed.

Buzz makes a perfect landing right in front of Woody and then opens his eyes.

BUZZ Can.

The crowd of toys rush Buzz, CHEERING AND CLAPPING WITH ADORATION.

REX Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew magnificently!

BO PEEP I found my moving buddy!

BUZZ Why, thank you. Thank you all. Thank you.

WOODY That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!

MR. POTATO HEAD Man, the dolls must really go for you! (aside) Can you teach me that?

Woody stands alone at the other end of the bed, fuming. Slinky, caught up in the euphoria, approaches Woody.

SLINKY Heh, heh, heh! Golly bob howdy --

WOODY Oh, shut up! In a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see... they'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

MONTAGE

SONG: STRANGE THINGS plays over montage.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - LATER

A) Andy plays with Woody: jumping up and down on the bed, running around the room.

B) Andy sets Woody down on the floor. Next he "lands" Buzz Lightyear on the floor opposite Woody. Andy shoots Buzz's laser at Woody and then smacks Woody across the room as if he'd been blown away by the laser.

C) Andy runs into his closet wearing his cowboy hat and cowboy pajamas.

MATCH CUT TO:

Andy runs out of the closet clad in Buzz Lightyear pajamas and a homemade spaceman's helmet.

ANDY Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.

D) Woody observes all the cowboy-themed items in the bedroom transform to space motif: the posters, the drawings on the wall, the pillow, the bedspread.

E) Buzz watches Rex execute a WIMPY ROAR. The space ranger suggests a few tips for the dinosaur. Rex tries again, this time giving a "JURASSIC PARK" ROAR.

The roar blasts Potato Head's features right off his face.

F) Woody passes Etch-A-Sketch, who's sporting a portrait of Buzz.

Woody looks across the room to see Buzz combing Troll Doll's hair, chatting away like a hair dresser.

Woody angrily shakes Etch, removing Buzz's image.

G) Rocky, Snake, Troll Doll and Rex are lifting Tinkertoys as weights. Buzz works out on top of an upside down Robot, using his feet as a treadmill.

Potato Head attempts to lift his Tinkertoy barbell but ends up tumbling backwards, leaving his arms connected to the barbell.

H) Woody looks under the bed for Slinky, finding only the checkerboard.

Woody peeks around the corner of the bed to see Slinky and Robot, under Buzz's direction, setting Buzz's "ship" up on top of ABC blocks for repair.

In frustration, Woody kicks the checkerboard, sending the pieces flying. One of the checkers ricochets off the dresser and boomerangs into Woody's mouth.

I) On Andy's bed, Buzz pets Slinky whose back end is stretched over to the other side where Woody sits. Slinky's wagging tail whacks Woody in the face repeatedly.

Woody shoves Slinky's rear end off the bed, leaving his front end no choice but to eventually follow.

J) At bedtime, Andy loads his toys into the toybox until just Woody and Buzz are left. He deliberates as to which toy to keep and which to toss into the toybox.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT

Andy is sound asleep, with Buzz tucked under the covers next to him.

Woody peeks out at them from the toybox and then sadly sinks back into the box, closing the lid to...

BLACK

END MONTAGE/SONG ENDS

The black screen splits horizontally to become...

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - MORNING - WOODY'S POV OF THE BEDROOM FROM THE TOY BOX

All is clear -- no sign of Andy. Woody throws open the lid of the toy box.

WOODY Finally!

He takes a couple DEEP BREATHS of fresh air, then discovers that his hat is missing.

WOODY (looking back into the toy box) Hey! Who's got my hat?

The rubber shark pops up wearing Woody's cowboy hat.

SHARK Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy!

WOODY (sarcastic) Ah-hah! Ah-hah-hah! (grabs the hat) Give me that!

Woody leaps out of the toy box.

BUZZ (O.S.) Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog. Let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture.

Woody looks up to see Buzz chatting with Rex and Slinky.

BUZZ (continued) Your Chief, Andy, inscribed his name on me.

Buzz puts his foot out so that Slinky and Rex can see the sole of his boot.

The name "ANDY" is written on it in permanent marker.

SLINKY & REX Wow!

REX With permanent ink, too!

BUZZ Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

Buzz walks away.

Woody looks at HIS foot -- "Andy" is written on it also but in a much more childish scrawl, and is largely faded.

BO PEEP (O.S.) Don't let it get to you, Woody.

Hearing Bo, Woody puts his foot back down and quickly straightens up.

WOODY (nonchalant) Uh, let what? I don't -- Uh, what do you mean? Who?

BO PEEP I know Andy's excited about Buzz, but you know, he'll always have a special place for you.

MR. POTATO HEAD (walking past) Yeah. Like the attic. Heh, heh...

WOODY Alright! That's it!

Woody angrily marches across the room.

Across the room, Buzz's cardboard ship is still up on the ABC blocks. Buzz lies down on a skateboard and slides under the ship like a mechanic. Snake and Robot stand by waiting for instructions. Buzz's hand reaches out from under the ship.

BUZZ Unidirectional bonding strip.

Robot turns towards Snake who stands in readiness by a tape dispenser.

ROBOT Mr. Lightyear wants more tape!

Snake rips off a piece of tape with his mouth.

Woody approaches the skateboard, grabs hold of Buzz's foot and rolls him out from under the ship.

WOODY Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

BUZZ What are you talking about? (to Robot) Where's that bonding strip?!

Buzz rolls himself back under. Woody rolls him out again.

WOODY And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing. It's getting on my nerves.

BUZZ Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command? WOODY Oh okay, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?

Buzz stands up, face to face with Woody.

BUZZ Don't even think about it, cowboy!

WOODY Oh, yeah, tough guy?!

Woody pushes Buzz in the chest, accidentally activating a button that makes the spaceman's helmet open.

Buzz grabs his neck, GASPING FOR AIR. He drops to his knees and begins to writhe on the ground, holding his breath.

Woody is unsure how to react.

Suddenly, Buzz SNIFFS the air.

BUZZ The air isn't toxic.

Buzz rises and points an accusing finger at Woody.

BUZZ How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Buzz closes his helmet.

WOODY You actually think you're THE "Buzz Lightyear?" Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! (to the room) Hey, guys! Look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear!

BUZZ You're mocking me, aren't you?

WOODY Oh, no, no, no... (pointing behind Buzz) Buzz, look! An alien!

BUZZ Where?

Buzz falls for the trick and turns around.

Woody kneels over with LAUGHTER.

SFX: DOG BARKING

Woody stops short. All the toys look to the bedroom window.

SID (O.S.) Yessss! Ah, ha, ha, ha...

WOODY Uh-oh.

Slinky hides under the bed.

SLINKY It's Sid!

REX I thought he was at summer camp!

HAMM They must have kicked him out early this year.

The toys rush over to the window.

REX Oh, no! Not Sid!

SID (O.S.) ...Incoming!

From out the window, SID PHILLIPS, a hyperactive ten-year- old, and his dog, SCUD, can be roughly made out jumping around in their backyard.

A tiny figure stands isolated in the center of the yard. Sid pummels the figure with rocks while Scud strains at his leash, barking wildly.

MR. POTATO HEAD Who is it this time?

WOODY I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

LENNY (O.S.) Right here, Woody.

Woody turns to see, LENNY, a pair of wind-up binoculars, approaching him from the other end of the desk. Woody picks Lenny up and looks through him to survey the scene.

REX Oh, no. I can't bear to watch one of these again!

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF SID'S BACKYARD

A full size toy soldier is posed in a running stance in the center of the backyard. A huge M-80 is strapped to the doll's back with masking tape.

WOODY Oh, no...it's a Combat Carl.

SID (O.S.) (plays under the next 5 lines) Just stay where you are, Corporal! Don't move, Carl. You'll blow up. I know you're tired! I know your leg is cramping, but you can't move. Do you hear me?

Buzz breaks through the crowd.

BUZZ What's going on?

WOODY Nothing that concerns you spacemen. Just us TOYS.

BUZZ I'd better take a look anyway.

Buzz grabs Lenny from Woody and looks through him.

BUZZ Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

WOODY (redirecting Buzz's view) That's why. Sid.

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF THE DOG, SCUD

BUZZ Sure is a hairy fellah.

WOODY No! No, that's Scud, you idiot!

Again, Woody readjusts Buzz's view.

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF SID

He is sporting a skull t-shirt and LAUGHING HIDEOUSLY.

WOODY THAT is Sid!

BUZZ You mean that happy child?

MR. POTATO HEAD That ain't no happy child.

REX He tortures toys -- just for fun.

BUZZ Well, then we've got to do something!

Buzz steps up onto the window ledge. The toys GASP IN SHOCK.

BO PEEP What are you doing?!! Get down from there!

BUZZ I'm going to go teach that boy a lesson.

WOODY Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.

Woody presses Buzz's laser button. It emits a WIMPY ELECTRONIC BEEP. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.

BUZZ Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.

While Woody and Buzz banter, Lenny witnesses Sid lighting the fuse of the M80.

LENNY He's lighting it! He's lighting it!

SID (O.S.) NO-O-O-O-O!!! CA-A-A-A-A-ARL!

LENNY Hit the dirt!

The toys jump away from the window.

SFX: EXPLOSION

Dirt clouds and toy shrapnel rain down along the side of Andy's house.

SID (O.S.) Yes! He's gone! He's history!

Andy's toys peek over the window sill.

ANGLE: SID'S YARD

A large black scorch mark is all that remains where Combat Carl once stood. Sid jumps up and down victoriously while Scud resumes his BARKING.

BUZZ I could have stopped him.

WOODY Buzz, I would love to see you try. (gesturing to Sid's yard) 'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.

Sid CACKLES and dances around the crater.

BO PEEP The sooner we move the better.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. ANDY'S FRONT YARD - SUNSET

A "FOR SALE" real estate sign stands in the front yard. Another sign reading "SOLD" hangs from the bottom.

INT. UPSTAIRS HALL/ANDY'S BEDROOM

Mom opens the door to Andy's room and steps in. The room is full of packing boxes, most of them half full. Andy is playing with Woody and Buzz.

ANDY To infinity and beyond!

MRS. DAVIS Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?

ANDY Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!

Andy throws the two toys on his desk with Buzz landing right on top of Woody.

MRS. DAVIS Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.

The minute the door is closed Woody comes alive and shoves Buzz off of him.

ANDY (O.S.) Can I bring some toys?

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) You can bring ONE toy...

ANDY (O.S.) Just one?

Woody perks up with concern.

WOODY (to himself) One toy?

He glances over his shoulder at Buzz, who is walking away towards the opposite end of the desk.

Woody picks up a Magic 8 Ball left beside him on the desk. With his back to Buzz, Woody quietly shakes the 8 ball.

WOODY (whispering) Will Andy pick me?

He tips the 8 ball over. The triangular oracle floats up to the surface. Its prediction reads: DON'T COUNT ON IT.

WOODY Don't count on it?!! Doh-h-h-h!

Woody throws down the 8 ball in disgust. It rolls across the desk and falls behind it with a LOUD THUD.

Woody suddenly becomes interested in the back of the desk and peers down it.

ANGLE: BACK OF THE DESK

The 8 ball is wedged way down near the bottom. The space is a black chasm, dark and deep, just big enough to fit...a toy.

Woody looks across the desk at Buzz.

He is HUMMING TO HIMSELF as he forages through Andy's pen/pencil tray looking for "tools" to repair his ship with. Right behind Buzz sits

THE RC CAR

It rests on the desktop, pointing in the direction where the 8 ball fell, with the remote laying by its side.

Woody smiles for a beat and then runs in a panic over to Buzz.

WOODY Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!

BUZZ Trouble?! (looking around) Where?!

WOODY (pointing to the back of the desk) Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!

BUZZ Then we've no time to lose!!

Buzz runs over and looks down the back of the desk.

BUZZ I don't see anything!

Woody picks up the remote for the RC Car and switches it on. RC's eyes (headlights) open sleepily.

WOODY Oh, he's there. Just, just keep looking.

Woody hits the "FORWARD" button on the remote and steers the RC Car straight for Buzz.

BUZZ What kind of a toy -- ?

Buzz turns to see RC headed straight for him. He dives out of the way as the RC Car SMASHES into the base of...

A BULLETIN BOARD

The impact forces pushpins to fly out of the board. Buzz ducks as pins land all around him, sticking into the desk like arrows.

POTATO HEAD

sits on the floor in the midst of a card game with Hamm.

He looks up at the desk and GASPS as the bulletin board slams down onto...

A GLOBE

knocking it out of its stand. The globe starts rolling right at Buzz.

Woody stands frozen in disbelief at the chaos he's created.

Buzz runs along the desk, the globe rolling right behind him, Indiana Jones style. Buzz gets stuck "log rolling" on a pile of pencils, but at the last second jumps out of the way onto the window ledge.

The globe lumbers past Buzz and strikes a Luxo-style desklamp. The arm of the lamp swings all the way around, barely missing Woody...

...and knocks Buzz out the window.

TOYS BUZZ!!!!

WOODY Buzz!!!

Woody looks out the window. No sign of Buzz. All the other toys rush over to the sill.

SLINKY I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.

Woody backs away from the COMMOTION, unnoticed.

REX (GASP) Buzz!

RC CAR (electric motor sounds) Whirrr!! Whirrrr-whirrrr!!!

Rex looks over at RC. The remote control car is bouncing up and down excitedly.

REX Hey everyone! RC's trying to say something!

The toys turn from the window to RC.

REX (leaning down close to RC) What is it, boy?

RC CAR (electric motor sounds) Whirrr!!! Whirrr! Whirrrrrr!!

MR. POTATO HEAD He's sayin' that this was no accident.

TOYS Huh?

BO PEEP What do you mean?

MR. POTATO HEAD I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed... (pointing at Woody) ...by Woody.

TOYS WHAT?!?

The toys turn to Woody who suddenly realizes how this looks.

WOODY Wait a minute. You -- you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?

MR. POTATO HEAD That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!

WOODY Now, it was an accident! Guys, c'mon now, you...you gotta believe me

SLINKY We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex?

REX (backing away) Oh, I don't like confrontations.

The Sargent pops out of the army bucket next to Woody.

SARGENT Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to --

Woody seals the lid back on the bucket.

Potato Head starts closing in on Woody.

MR. POTATO HEAD Couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could ya Woody? Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playin' with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too?

Potato Head has driven Woody back to the very edge of the desk -- trapped.

HAMM I don't think we should give him the chance.

Suddenly, the lid pops off the bucket of army men.

SARGENT There he is, men! Frag him!

The army men yell CHARGE and pounce on Woody, while all the rest of the toys close in.

MR. POTATO HEAD Let's string him up by his pull- string!

HAMM I got dibs on his hat!

BO PEEP Would you boys stop it?!

HAMM Tackle him!

WOODY No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait I can explain everything --

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Andy, c'mon!

ANDY (O.S.) Okay, Mom, be right down. I've got to get Buzz.

SARGENT Retreat!

The toys all drop Woody and rush back to their places.

Andy enters the room and heads straight for the desk where Woody is lying. Andy overlooks Woody and begins searching around the room.

ANDY Mom! Do you know where Buzz is?

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) No, I haven't seen him.

Woody painfully watches as Andy searches in vain for Buzz.

MR. POTATO HEAD (O.S.) Psssst!

Woody looks across the room.

Potato Head and Etch-A-Sketch peek out of a packing box. Etch-A-Sketch scribbles a hangman's noose while Potato Head points an accusing finger in Woody's direction.

Woody GULPS.

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Andy! I'm heading out the door.

ANDY But Mom, I can't find him!

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Well, honey, just grab some other toy! Now c'mon!

ANDY Okay...

He grabs Woody and walks out of the room.

EXT. ANDY'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Andy exits the house dragging Woody as he heads toward the family van in the driveway.

ANDY I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.

MRS. DAVIS Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.

A BUSH

next to the van begins to rustle. Hands part the foliage, revealing Buzz. He eyes Woody going into the van and does a slow burn.

The van ENGINE STARTS UP. Buzz races out of the bush, and with a mighty leap, grabs the rear fender of the van as it pulls out of the driveway.

ANGLE: SIDE OF ANDY'S HOUSE

A chain of monkeys falls into view, dangling a considerable distance above the ground.

EXT. ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW - CONTINUOUS

The rest of Andy's toys have regrouped at the window, supervising the lowering of the "monkey chain."

SLINKY It's too short! We need more monkeys!

REX (holding up an empty barrel) There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.

Rex throws the barrel down and runs back to the ledge.

REX (yelling out window) Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm! (beat) Oh, where could he be?

EXT. GAS STATION - LATER

The Davis' family van pulls up to one of the pumps.

INT. VAN - CONTINUOUS

Andy sits in the rear seat with Woody lying next to him.

ANDY Can I help pump the gas?

MRS. DAVIS Sure! I'll even let you drive.

Both Mrs. Davis and Andy exit the van while baby Molly sleeps up front in her car seat.

ANDY (O.S.) Yeah?!

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Yeah -- when you're sixteen.

ANDY (O.S.) (sarcastic) Yuk, yuk, yuk -- funny, Mom.

With Mom and Andy out of range, Woody comes to life. He stares out the sun roof, still reeling from everything.

WOODY Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?

Suddenly, Buzz appears over the edge of the sun roof.

WOODY Buzz!

Buzz jumps down on the back seat to face Woody. He is furious.

WOODY Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake. Huh?

No response from Buzz. Just an angry stare.

WOODY (weakly) Right? Buddy?

BUZZ I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

WOODY Oh. Oh, that's good.

BUZZ (getting in Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?

WOODY No.

Buzz lunges for Woody. The two toys fly off the seat and out the open side door of the van.

EXT. GAS STATION - CONTINUOUS

Woody and Buzz hit the ground and roll under the van, locked in mortal combat.

WOODY Ok! Come on! You want a piece of me?!

Buzz lands a punch that sends Woody's head spinning around.

Woody lunges with all his might. He smacks Buzz in the face, making it SQUEAK with every blow.

Buzz closes his helmet on Woody's hand.

WOODY Owwwww!!!

Woody pounds on Buzz's chest with his free hand, activating BUZZ'S SAMPLED VOICE buttons.

SFX: CAR DOOR SLAM

The toys stop fighting. Before they can react...

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Next stop...

ANDY (O.S.) Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!

The van drives off.

WOODY (GASP) Andy?!

Woody starts to run in the direction of the van but it drives out of sight, leaving Buzz and Woody stranded.

WOODY Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? (beat) I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!

Meanwhile, Buzz checks the surroundings. He flips open his wrist communicator.

BUZZ Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local Sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort --

Woody whips around, his expression changing from panic to seething anger. He charges at Buzz.

WOODY You!

SFX: LOUD TRUCK HORN

Just then the toys are bathed in the headlight beams of a behemoth tanker truck pulling into the station.

Buzz dives off to the side while Woody collapses right where he stands on the pavement. The truck ROARS over him.

A GIGANTIC TIRE

stops just millimeters from Woody's nose.

Petrified, Woody inches away from the tire, moving back under the truck until he bumps into Buzz.

BUZZ (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the --

WOODY (whispering) Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!

BUZZ Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

WOODY This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!

BUZZ My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --

WOODY Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me --

BUZZ Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.

WOODY (incredulous) WHAT?!! What are you talking about?!

Buzz walk to the edge of the truck tire and points up to the stars.

BUZZ Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. (pointing at Woody) And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendez-vous with Star Command.

Woody explodes.

WOODY YOU ARE A TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an action figure!! You are a child's plaything!!!

Beat.

BUZZ You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.

Buzz walks off.

WOODY Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya looney!

Woody walks away in the opposite direction.

WOODY (to himself) Rendez-vous with Star Command.

SFX: SCREECHING TIRES FOLLOWED BY GAS STATION BELL

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.) Hey, Gas Dude!

ATTENDANT (O.S.) You talkin' to me?

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.) Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?

ATTENDANT (O.S.) Just a moment...

Woody looks in the direction of the bell. His face lights up at the sight of...

A PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK.

WOODY (to himself) Pizza Planet...Andy!

Woody takes a step forward and then stops.

WOODY Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.

Woody runs back under the tanker truck. Buzz is at the far end of the truck, walking away from Woody.

WOODY Buzz! Buzz, come back!

BUZZ (continuing to walk away) Go away.

Woody looks back at the delivery truck in desperation and then eyes...

ANGLE: DELIVERY TRUCK ROOF SIGN

Atop the truck is a rocket with the Pizza Planet logo.

WOODY No, Buzz, you've gotta come back. I found a spaceship!

Buzz stops walking away and looks back at Woody.

WOODY It's a spaceship, Buzz!

EXT. GAS STATION - A FEW MINUTES LATER

The delivery truck's engine has stalled and is off.

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.) C'mon, man, hurry up. Um, like the pizza's are getting cold here.

Woody and Buzz eye the parked delivery truck from within the safety of a nearby oilcan display.

BUZZ Now you're sure this spacefreighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?

WOODY Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you...home.

BUZZ Well, then let's climb abroad.

Buzz makes a beeline for the passenger side door of the pizza truck. Woody chases after him.

WOODY No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

BUZZ Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

In a flash, Buzz has scaled the front tire, grabbed the rear view mirror, and swung himself up and into the cab.

WOODY (loud whisper) Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.) Ok, so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?

ATTENDANT (O.S.) Yeah.

PIZZA DELIVERER (O.S.) Okay, thanks for the directions.

WOODY (loud whisper) Buzz!

SFX: ENGINE STARTING

Woody runs around to the back of the truck, scrambles up the bumper and throws open the back hatch to climb inside.

Woody lets out a YELL, as the back hatch slams back down on his rear, sending him flying into the bed of the truck.

INT. PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK - CONTINUOUS

Woody peeks through the dividing window into the cab.

Buzz is hidden from THE PIZZA DRIVER's view by a stack of pizzas in their insulated covers. Buzz prudently fastens his safety belt.

WOODY It'll be safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot!

The driver shifts into gear and hits the gas, propelling Woody to the back of the truck.

The pizza deliverer drives like a maniac, taking sharp turns and hills at high speeds. Woody is helplessly thrown around the truck. With every blow, Woody YELPS in pain.

The truck climbs a steep hill. Woody looks up just in time to see...

A LARGE TOOL BOX

barreling towards him.

BAM!!!

CUT TO:

A STAR-FILLED BLACK NIGHT SKY

We MOVE DOWN to reveal...

EXT. PIZZA PLANET - NIGHT

The delivery truck barrels into the parking lot and parks.

INT. DELIVERY TRUCK - CAB - CONTINUOUS

After the driver leaves the truck, Buzz peeks out from the passenger window.

ANGLE: THE FRONT ENTRANCE

Two imposing animatronic robots guard the doorway. As CUSTOMERS approach the front, the guards part their crossed "pizza spears," allowing the patrons to enter.

ROBOT GUARDS You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

VARIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS blare out from speakers:

MALE VOICE OVER SPEAKER Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting...

FEMALE VOICE OVER SPEAKER The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...

Excited, Buzz pries open the window between the cab and truck bed.

BUZZ Sheriff!

Woody is gone. Just the toolbox and strewn trash.

BUZZ (continued) Sheriff?

The toolbox falls on its side revealing Woody. He peels off the back of the truck and falls into a pile of trash.

BUZZ There you are. Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.

Woody rises from the trash with a "MEGA-GULP" cup on his head.

BUZZ Great idea, Woody! I like your thinking!

EXT. PIZZA PLANET - FRONT ENTRANCE

In the f.g. sits a trashcan with fast food containers littered around it. MORE CUSTOMERS approach the "guarded" entrance.

ROBOT GUARDS You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

The front doors automatically swing open as the people pass through. Suddenly two pieces of trash -- a burger container and "MEGA-GULP" cup stand up.

BUZZ (in burger container) NOW!

The two disguised toys make a dash through the closing doors.

BUZZ (in container) Quickly, Sheriff! The airlock is closing.

INT. PIZZA PLANET - FRONT ENTRANCE - CONTINUOUS

Woody and Buzz just make it inside but then freeze immediately as a GROUP OF KIDS run past, forcing the toys to pose as discarded trash.

Once the coast is clear, Woody and Buzz resume walking. Buzz bumps into Woody.

WOODY (using straw as periscope) Ow! Watch where you're going!

BUZZ (mouthing with burger box) Sorry.

They sneak in between two long rows of video games and throw off their disguises. They then take a good look at...

THE ARCADE

The space-themed arena is filled with hordes of children playing video games. A sea of HI-TECH SOUNDS and lights overwhelm the place.

Buzz is beaming with hope.

BUZZ What a space port. Good work, Woody.

Woody is busy looking at all the children in the arcade, but none of the kids look familiar to him. Just then he HEARS...

ANDY (O.S.) Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?!

Woody turns around and through the video games he spots...

ANDY

standing with Mom and Molly in her stroller.

WOODY (to himself) Andy!

MRS. DAVIS What's Black Hole?

ANDY Oh, it's so cool...

The family begins to walk away.

BUZZ Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12 --

Buzz is about to head off in the opposite direction when Woody grabs him and quickly pulls him down the video corridor.

WOODY Wait a minute! No Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!

BUZZ You mean it has hyperdrive?

WOODY Hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.

The toys manage to get ahead of Andy. Woody peeks around the corner of one of the video games and waits for Mom and Andy to approach.

WOODY (tracking Andy and family) C'mon, c'mon, that's it...

BUZZ Where is it? I don't see the --

Buzz stops short at the sight of...

>>>

/ Toy Story.
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