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Çäåñü âû ìîæåòå íàéòè ïðîäîëæåíèå ñöåíàðèÿ ê ôèëüìó: Ìàñêà/ The Mask. Ìàñêà/ The Mask MASK Sorry, fellas. Waste not want not! And ZZZOOM, he's off again. HOOTING laughter like a maniac. Freeze pulls his gun. DR. FREEZE Get that sucker! Two cop cars now SQUEAL around the corner, their sirens blaring and ROAR up the street at the bank robbers. DR. FREEZE Oh, shit! The robbers race back to the van, dive inside and PEEL OUT. The police open fire as they roar after them in hot pursuit. Bullets tear into the van, blowing out the rear windows. CUT TO: EXT. MONKEY'S PAW The die-hard crowd of TRENDIES is piled up outside as usual clamoring to get in. But a buzz of excitement begins to travel through the crowd as one by one they notice... A LIMOUSINE But not just any limousine. As it slowly pulls up by the front of the club we realized it's long... longer... the longest limousine we'vve ever seen. Finally the passenger door rolls into sight and the limo comes to a halt. The door bursts open and out leaps the Mask. THE MASK Ah... my public! The crowd parts like the Red Sea as the Mask sashays to the front door. Bobby the Bouncer gets one look at the Mask and actually loses his cool. BOBBY Er, uh... Are you on the list? THE MASK No, but I believe my friends are. (fans a wad of cash) Jackson, Lincoln and Roosevelt. He tosses a handful of loot in the air and struts into the club as the crowd scrambles for the cash. INT. MONKEY'S PAW This is the first time we've gotten a good look at the place and it's a real eyeful. CAMERA BOOMS DOWN TO REVEAL its wild tropical decor complete with live exotic birds in huge indoor Banyon trees. WAITRESSES in leopard skin leotards make their way across the crowded dance floor with trays full of oversized tropical drinks. CAMERA ENDFRAMES as the hostess seats Dorian at his favorite ringside table and removes the "reserved" sign. The lights dim an all eyes go to the bandstand. ANGLE OF THE BANDSTAND A spotlight hits the stage and tropical ferns part like a gigantic fan revealing... TINA CARLYLE in a glittering gown that's made of little more than sequins and mesh. If there were such a thing as fashion police this dress would be arrested for disturbing the peace. She talks/sings the intro of her number a capella. TINA There's all kinds of men In this old world That seek the affections Of a beautiful girl. But of the men from Which to choose There's only one type That I... ap...aprooove. And now the band slides in, in classic torch song style as Tina sings "Checks Appeal". She works the room throughout the song, driving the men crazy as she lingers by each table. TINA (CONT.) You can keep your cowboys on the farm The gigolos don't make me warm It's mink my fingers crave to feel I need a man with checks appeal. ANOTHER ANGLE The Mask is seated at a table on the other side of the club and immediately reacts when he lays eyes on Tina. His eyes BUG OUT on stalks, an AHOOGA horn sounds and his heart starts POUNDING wildly, shooting two feet out of his chest with each beat. Customers at nearby tables are astonished. TINA (CONT.) Pretty boys are such a bore There's manly macho types galore But you'll always know The diamond's real If you've got a man with checks appeal. The Mask snatches a bottle off a passing WAITRESS' tray and sucks it down in one gulp. His head VIBRATES like an electric paint shaker. WWWOOOING! He CLAPS both hands on his head to hold it still. DORIAN'S TABLE Sweet Eddy looks nervous as hell as he appears beside Dorian. DORIAN What the hell are you doing here? EDDY We got trouble. You better come upstairs. Dorian immediately rises and hurries through the corwd towards his office. ANGLE ON THE MASK as he continues to ogle Tina. His face now elongates into a wolf's. He HOWLS, WHISTLES, pounds his fist on the table and stomps his foot on the floor. TINA Don't want to see too fanatic But dollar signs are so romantic I want a love That's deep and real Just with a man that's got... (big finish) Checks ap-peaaal. The audience goes crazy. Tina takes a bow. Suddenly the Mask ZZZIPS around the perimiter of the club, leaps up on top of the piano and SNAPS his fingers. A spotlight hits him. THE MASK Let's rock this joint! He grabs the stuffy, tuxedoed PIANIST'S stool and spins it hard. When the pianist stops twirling, he been transformed into a hip, beatnik BE-BOPPER who immediately starts pounding out a mean BOOGIE-WOOGIE. The Mask produces a conductor's baton from thin air, spins around and magically whips the rest of the band into a frenzy, WAILING out a driving rock 'n roll tune. Satisfied with the music, the Mask leaps down onto the dance floor, grabs the astonished Tina and drags her off her feet into a wild special FX JITTERBUG. THE CROWD watches amazed as... THE MASK AND TINA put Fred and Ginger to shame. Jiving away at warp speed, the Mask movves like a combination of Gumby and Barishnikov. He SHOOTS Tina beneath his legs, SNAPS her back into midair, SPINS her like a baton and hits the floor in the splits without missing a beat. THE MASK S-s-s-smokin! CUT TO: INT. DORIAN'S OFFICE Dorian and Sweet Eddy enter to find Dr. Freeze, sitting there, gasping in pain with a bar towel pressed against a bloody wound in his side. DORIAN What the hell happened to you? FREEZE I'll be okay. Nobody puts the chill on Freeze. DORIAN Where's the money? FREEZE Deal went south, Bro'. Someone else hit the place before we did. DORIAN Who? FREEZE Don't know. Dude looked like a freakin' goblin or something. Next thing we know there's cops all over us, man. DORIAN Where's Chun Woo? FREEZE Takin' a dirt nap. It was bad, man. Real bad. (swallows hard) I need a smoke. DORIAN Yeah... sure. Dorian taps out a cigarette, places it between Dr. Freeze's lips and lights it... but the flame doesn't draw. Beat. The cigarette tumbles from Freeze's mouth. Dorian glances back up and sees that Dr. Freeze's eyes are glazed over in death. Dorian leaps to his feat and hurls his chair across the room in anger. It SMASHES the mirror over his bar. DORIAN (CONT.) Son of a bitch! Who did this Eddy? Who? Eddy is staring at Dorian's T.V. monitor. On it the Mask can still be seen in the midst of his wild dance with Tina. EDDY That's him... That's the guy! Dorian grabs a .45 from his desk, checks the barrel and jams it in his coat. DORIAN Come on! CUT TO: INT. DANCE FLOOR The Mask spins Tina all around him like a top and then SHOOTS her straight up into the air. Amazingly, she continues somersaulting at the apex of her ascent, suspended in mid-air by her magical momentum. THE MASK stands there nonchalantly filing his nails, whistling to himself. Tina continues to SPIN in place high above him. THE MASK casually checks his watch. Without looking up he holds out one hand for the catch. TINA perfect timing... A final somesault and she drops right back down into his arms. They go straight back into a rockin' hitterbug without missing a beat. THE WINDING STAIRCASE Dorian and Eddy race down the steps, guns drawn. Dorian calls to Bobby by the hostess' stand. DORIAN Clear the club. Now! DANCE FLOOR The dance's grand finale. The Mask spins Tina around and around his body like a baton in one of those awful Hawaiian fire dances. As the band bangs out the final bars of the tune, the Mask SCREECHES Tina to a halt, bends her over backwards and nails her with a Valentino kiss that literally blows her shoes off; SSSMACK! KAPOW! She hangs onto the Mask's tie for support when BANG the tie is shot in half. Tina falls on her cute behind. C.U. - TIE The shot-away piece of the Mask's tie flutters to the floor and MORPHS back into a piece of Stanley's pajamas. DORIAN stands at the edge of the dance floor, his smoking gun trained on the Mask. THE MASK (gasps in mock horror) Gee willickers! Does this mean we won't make the Star Search finals? DORIAN This means you won't make it out of this club alive if you don't tell me where my money is. THE MASK Okay... The Mask immediately whips out an old fashioned pull handle calculator, snaps on a green visor and starts tabulating. KA-CHING. THE MASK (CONT.) (fast talking) You got a 27.5% in T-Bills amortized over the fiscal yeah 16-3/4% in stocks and bonds/ (KA-CHING, KA-CHING) Carry the nine and divide by the Gross National Product... DORIAN Now cut that out! (turns to Eddy) Ventilate this goon! Eddy pulls out his .38 and starts blasting BLAM. BLAM. The Mask dodges the bullets by contorting his cartoon-flexible body. BLAM. The Mask SPINS once and freezes in a pirouette, now dressed in a tutu. BLAM. The Mask SPINS again and stops dressed as a matador, the bullet whizzes under his cape. BLAM BLAM BLAM A hockey goalie bats the bullet away. A Russian Dancer leaps over the shot. A Cowboy DING! takes the hit. The Mask staggers back... the forwards in a classic Western death scene. He throws an arm around Sweet Eddy for support. MASK Ak... you got me Pahdnuh. (cough... cough) Eddy seems touched by the Mask's dying words as he holds him in his arms. MASK (CONT.) Hold me close, Red. It's a gettin' dark. (cough) Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. (cough... cough) Tell Tint Tim I won't be makin' it home for Christmas. (cough) Tell Scarlet I do give a damn... I... I... UUG! And the Mask gives up the ghost, his pink tongue flops out the side of his mouth. Eddy bursts into tears. Suddenly a huge cartoon AUDIENCE pops up silhouetted in the foreground, applauding wildly. An off-camera ARM shoots into frame handing the Mask an Oscar. The Mask leaps to his feet and starts taking bows. THE MASK (CONT.) Thank you! You love me! You really love me! Dorian pulls out his own .45 and opens fire. The Mask starts HOOTING laughter and ricochets off the dance floor. Dorian gives chase, but suddenly the nightclub doors are KICKED OPEN and Kellaway and a squad of police burst into the room with their guns drawn. KELLAWAY Drop it, Tyrel! Dorian lets his .45 CLATTER to the ground. Kellaway retrieves it. DORIAN Hello, Kellaway. You got a warrant or did you just drop by for a night cap? KELLAWAY I got probable cause. A couple of your boys were spotted knocking over Edge City Bank. One of his men begins to roughly frisk Dorian DORIAN Easy, junior. You're givin' me a woodey. KELLWAY One of them was wearin' some kind of big green mask. DORIAN For once you're on the right track, but that's not one of my men. Maybe you ought to try a little actual police work instead of this harassment bullshit. KELLAWAY This isn't harassment. You want to see some harassment? (to his men) Search the place, boys. His men begin to tear the club apart. DORIAN Ever wonder why you didn't make Captain, asshole? I got friends so high up they'd give you a nose bleed. Kellaway hauls off and CRACKS him in the face with a solid right cross. KELLAWAY Well what d'ya know? I guess they gave you one too. Dorian shakes it off and glares at him. DORIAN (softly) You're a dead man. One of the officers now appears on the stairway. OFFICER Lt., we got a stiff upstairs. One of the guys from the heist. KELLAWAY (cuffs him) Better call that high-priced lawyer of yours, Tyrel. You're comin' downtown. DORIAN I'll be back on the streets before sunrise and you know it. KELLAWAY Then just think of this as the city's way of showing you a little hospitality. (pats him on the cheek) I'll stop by to tuck you in myself. As the police drag Dorian outside, Kellaway notices someting on the dance floor. CLOSER Kellaway picks up the slice of pajama fabric that was once the Mask's tie and inspects it closely... It's the same fabric Kellaway saw Stalney wearing that morning. EXT. CLUB Kellaway exits and walks right past the poster of Tina. Flattened into the poster, with his arm around her, is a cartoon of the Mask. The eyes follow Kellaway as he speaks to TWO COPS guarding the door. KELLAWAY You're on your own, boys. COP Don't worry, Lt. If he's in there, well get him. Kellaway slips the pajamas fabric in his pocket. KELLAWAY And if he's not, I got a feeling I know where to find him. As Kellaway heads for his car, the Mask slips out of the poster (still flat as a pancake), slides along the wall behind unsuspecting policemen and around the corner to safety. CUT TO: INT. STANLEY'S BEDROOM - DAWN Milo GROWLS, Frisbee in mouth. Stanley wakes up with a massive headache and dark rings under his eyes. The Mask, which lies on the pillow next to him is taking a greater and greater toll. There's a BANGING on the door. LT. KELLAWAY (O.S.) Police. Open up. Stanley runs to the closet to hide the Mask. The instant he opens the door, an avalanche of CASH pours out, suffocating him. STANLEY Oh my god! LT. KELLAWAY (O.S.) Ipkiss! I know you're in there. Stanley grabs the Frisbee and starts shoveling the money back into the closet. Now the doorbell starts RINGING. STANLEY All right, I'm coming! Stanley tosses the Mask and the Frisbee into the closet and SLAMS it shut. He scoops up a few stray dollars and throws them under the bed. He hurries to the door and opens it, an easy smile on his face. STANLEY Lieutenant, what a surprise! What can I do for you? LT. KELLAWAY You can answer a few questions. STANLEY I've got to get ready for work. LT. KELLAWAY Trust me. Your bank's opening late today. Kellaway steps into the apartment, without waiting for an invitation. Stanley glances nervously back at the closet. Milo is scratching at the door. LT. KELLAWAY (CONT.) Where were you last night? STANLEY Here... mostly. Is something wrong? LT. KELLAWAY Maybe, yes. Maybe, no. Maybe it's all just a crazy coincidence that this so called "Mask" character always seems to be wherever you are. STANLEY Mask -- who? LT. KELLAWAY Don't insult my intelligence, Ipkiss. First, he's spotted in your building, then the bank where you work and now I find this at the Monkey's Paw. He displays the TORN PIECE OF FABRIC. It matches the piece missing in Stanley's pajamas. Stanley wilts. Milo YAPS and leaps up, trying to open the closet door. STANLEY Milo. No! (moves the dog away) Okay, so I went out on the town last night. A guy's got to have a little fun. LT. KELLAWAY In your jammies? Milo is back at the closet door. He's just about got it open as Stanley turns the detective to the door. STANLEY Naw, I just took 'em with me in case I didn't make it home. I don't know about you, Lieutenant. But I've got a pretty good track record with the ladies. Kellaway pulls away from Stanley and begins suspiciously SNIFFING the air around him. LT. KELLAWAY Wait a second... you smell that? STANLEY What? KELLAWAY (sniffs) Bullshit. I hate the smell of bullshit. Don't even think about leaving town, Ipkiss. I'll be in touch. Kellaway SLAMS the front door, just as the closet door falls open -- spilling all the cash. Milo happily snatches his Frisbee. Stanley sinks back down on his bed. STANLEY What are we gonna do, Milo? What are we gonna do? C.U. - VIDEO MONITOR A replay of the bank robbery, from the bank's grainy videocams. A blurred image of the Mask is visible as he zig-zags around the bank at high speed. WIDER Kellaway sips a cup of brackish coffee as Oliveras FREEZE-FRAMES the best image of the Mask. There's a wild-eyed look of glee on his face as he stuffs sacks full of money. DEPUTY OLIVERAS I don't know, boss. That's one helluva rubber mask. LT. KELLAWAY Where's the lab report? Oliveras hands it over. DEPUTY OLIVERAS We got fingerprints on some of the currency, but nothing matches Tyrel's men. Looks like this guy beat 'em to the punch. LT. KELLAWAY Get the bank's employee files and run down the prints on a guy named Ipkiss. DEPUTY OLIVERAS You figure it was an inside job? LT. KELLAWAY Yeah, and all I need is a couple of prints to lock this wack job up 'till doomsday. INT. DORIAN'S OFFICE - DAY Dorian's assembled a war council. At the table are Sweet Eddy and assorted Button Men from the city's underworld. An open attache case filled with stacks of money sits before Dorian. DORIAN A fifty thousand dollar reward to the man who finds this "Mask" character before the cops do. Get the word out to every street hustler and low life in this town. (pounds his fist) I want him here. In my office. Alive. By tomorrow! Now get going! Everybody scrambles out of their seats. Tina sits in the corner of the room, painting her nails. She glances up at Dorian. DORIAN What are you looking at? TINA You. You're losing it Dorian. DORIAN I'm losing nothing. Except maybe some extra baggage I don't need around here. TINA What's that supposed to mean? DORIAN You weren't putting up much of a fight when that green goon kissed you last night. TINA C'mon, did it look to you like I had a choice? DORIAN Maybe you did and maybe you didn't, but I know this, one day real soon I'm gonna run this town and when I do there's gonna be payback for anyone who crossed me. (glares at her) I mean anyone. CUT TO: INT. BANK - DAY The place is in general disarray but still functioning, jammed with worried depositors. Stanley makes his way to his desk, his face pale and unshaven. Dark circles ring his eyes. MR. DICKEY Ipkiss! We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late. If I have to put up with your slovenly: Stanley develops an odd facial TWITCH, then: STANLEY (explodes) Back off Monkey-Boy, before I tell your daddy how you're running this branch like it's your own personal piggy bank! If the I.R.S. saw some of those files we could arrange a little vacation for you at Club Fed! Dickey is absolutely shocked into silence by this outburst, then: MR. DICKEY That will be all, Ipkiss. Dickey turns on his heels and exits. Charlie Schumacher now appears glowing with new respect for Stanley. CHARLIE Woah! What side of who's bed did you wake up on? STANLEY I'm not sure. (twitches) I haven't exactly been myself lately. For a split second, Stanley's entire face CONTORTS into an alarming Mask-like expression. CHARLIE (warily) Yeah, well you look like you could use a little R and R there buddy: and as a matter of fact I've got just the ticket. Or should I say tickets? STANLEY I'm afraid to ask. Charlie flashes two tickets. CHARLIE Saturday night. Grand opening of the Valhalla Casino. Serious skirt alert. Everybody who's anybody will be there. What do you say? STANELY I don't know Charlie, I: Stanley suddenly spots Tina making her way across the room to his desk. STANLEY (CONT.) Excuse me a second. ANGLE ON STANLEY'S DESK STANLEY Tina: What are you doing here? TINA I heard about the robbery. I guess I just wanted to make sure you were okay. STANLEY Oh, don't worry about me. (twitches) I'm fine. TINA Are you sure? You look a little: STANLEY I'm just having a little trouble sleeping is all. (beat) I guess you won't want to open that account after all this: TINA I'm not so sure I'll have much to open an account with anymore. STANLEY What about the nightclub? I thought you were doing great. TINA I don't know how much longer I can stay there Stanley. Things are getting a little intense. STANLEY Well, there must be plenty of other places you could sing. Maybe even get a record deal: TINA I wish it was that easy. There's thousands of girls out there just like me who: STANLEY Not just like you. You've got a voice like: like an angel. TINA (lights a cigarette) An angel huh? That's the first time I've heard that one. STANLEY No, I mean it. You really do. TINA I can vamp my way through a tune. But that's not really singing. STANLEY What is it with you, Tina? Why don't you believe in yourself? TINA (sighs) I guess I've just heard a lot of promises from a lot of guys. In the end they all wanted the same thing and it wasn't a song. STANLEY So maybe you've been singing for the wrong guys. TINA I'm not so sure there's any other kind. Not for me, anyway. (rises) Well, I'm glad nobody got hurt. STANLEY Yeah. TINA What about this guy, the Mask? Do the cops have a line on him? STANLEY I'm not sure. Why are you interested? TINA Promise you won't say anything? STANLEY Sure. TINA He came to the club last night and he was just so: well, different. I haven't been able to get him off my mind. STANLEY Really? They say he's pretty weird looking. TINA Yeah. He's ugly: but he's kinda cool: y'know, like Mick Jagger. STANLEY You really think so? TINA Yeah. If you hear anything about him, would you call me at the club? Stanley nods - unsure of what to say. Tina opens the door, but before she exits: STANLEY Actually: I sort of know the guy. TINA What? STANLEY The Mask. We're - old college buddies him and I. TINA Are you serious? STANLEY Oh yeah. To tell you the truth, I'm sorta covering for him on this bank thing. He's not such a bad guy, really. He just gets a little carried away. TINA I'll say. Do you think you could give him a message? STANLEY I suppose so. TINA Tell him I want to see him again STANLEY When? I mean, I'd need to tell him exactly. TINA How about seven o'clock tonight at Peninsula Park. STANLEY I'll be: I mean, I'll make sure he's there. CUT TO: INT. APARTMENT BUILDING - GARAGE - AFTERNOON Peggy parks her car in her space, locks it up and beeps on the car horn. When she turns, she notices a shadowy FIGURE watching her from a bark corner of the garage. She hurries down the row of parked cars, clutching her purse to her side. The figure follows at a slow but relentless pace. Peggy fumbles for her keys, finally finds the correct one and enters the building. INT. APARTMENT HALL Peggy is relieved as she reaches her apartment door and slips the key in the lock: but the lock is jammed. She tries and tries again: nothing. Suddenly, a hand enters frame and SLAPS an eviction notice on her door. LANDLORD Sorry, doll. I had the locks changed this afternoon. PEGGY You what? You can't do that! LANDLORD You've known we're going condo for six months, Peggy. I can't stall the owner a minute longer. Either you pony up the downpayment or you're out. PEGGY Just a couple more days, Phil. The paper's ready to give me a full time job. LANDLORD I've heard that one before. PEGGY C'mon, at least let me get a few of my things. Phil considers this a beat, then unlocks the door for her. LANDLORD Don't make me regret this. We get a certified check by noon tomorrow or a Sheriff will escort you out of here. PEGGY Thanks Phil. You're a sweetheart. Phil exits. Peggy picks up her things when she hears an off-camera "Pssst." She turns. THE FIGURE stands in the shadows by the fire escape. He's got a voice that sounds like he's been gargling glass. THE FIGURE I heard you were lookin' for a story. PEGGY Who: Who are you? THE FIGURE Just a guy with a little information lookin' to make a buck. But maybe I heard wrong. You don't look like much of a reporter to me. Peggy gulps back her fear, determined to live up to her job. PEGGY You give me something worth printing and I'll get you your money. What's this about? FIGURE The guy they call the Mask and why Dorian Tyrel's willing to pay fifty large to get him. PEGGY How do I find this Tyrel? FIGURE Careful, sweet meat. You break this story and he just might find you. CUT TO: C.U. DORIAN as he enters: EXT. JORGENSON'S SMORGASBORD - AFTERNOON Dorian and Sweet Eddy casually step through the front door of the restaurant's ersatz chalet facade. INT. SMORGASBORD Sweet Eddy takes a position by the door as Dorian greets Artie the Swede at a large oak table in the festeively decorated smorgasbord The Swede is flanked by his gunsels as he's served by a big blonde waitress in a classic peasant girl costume. SWEDE Dorian: thanks for coming by, kid. DORIAN My pleasure, Swede. It's been too long. I was worried you were still pissed about that little thing with Harry the Hat. SWEDE That? It was nothing. He was a pain in my ass anyway. Here, sit down, sit down. DORIAN Congratulations on the new casino. SWEDE Thanks, but it might be a little early to celebrate. As a matter of fact that's why I asked you to stop by. DORIAN Is that right? SWEDE Here: have a little something to eat. That's Svenska meatballs, kid. The real thing. DORIAN Thanks. Dorian starts to eat. SWEDE So, I tell you Dorian, it's a terrible shame. I put all my hard work into this beautiful casino and what do you think? All the sudden I got all kinda problems with the city. Big problems. The whole deal could fold. DORIAN Maybe I can help you out. I'm expecting to come into a little investment capital shortly. If worse comes to worse and you really need to bail out: SWEDE What a sweet guy. Isn't this guy a sweetheart? Thanks for the offer Dorian, but I think maybe I can solve this myself. DORIAN Is that right? SWEDE That's right. You know that Councilman you got in your pocket? Dorian freezes with a forkful of meatballs halfway to his mouth. He notices a PINK CARNATION squashed into the gravy. SWEDE (CONT.) Well now you've got 'im in your mouth. How you like that? The Swede and his men have a good laugh as Dorian spits out his meatball. The Swede pulls a gun and jams it under Dorian's chin. Sweet Eddy goes for his gun, but one of the Swede's men pops up, jamming a barrel to his temple. SWEDE (CONT.) (to Dorian) Now listen close scumbag! You want to bw in business with me? Okay, we're partners now. I'm takin' fifty per cent off the Monkey's Paw. You screw with me again and I'll send you straight down to Hell with your scumbag councilman. You can apologize for eatin' him for lunch. DORIAN Sure, Swede. Take it easy. SWEDE Good. Now get out of my sight. Dorian rises. SWEDE Oh Dorian, here's a couple tickets to my grand opening. Stop by. And try to dress up nice. It's good for business. CUT TO: CLOSE ON: NEWSPAPER HEADLINE "The Mask Robs Bank - Police Scour The City." It's accompanied by a grainy blow-up of the Mask from the bank video. A HAND jams a quarter in the slot, opens the machine and pulls out the entire stack of papers. WIDER to reveal Stanley, still looking pale and desperate as he dumps the entire stack of papers in a nearby garbage can. He starts to turn away when he notices an ad on the back of the paper for a book: "The Masks We Wear" by Dr. Arthur Neuman, the same man we saw interviewed on "The Larry King Show." The byline reads "The Mysterious Powers of the Identities Within Us." Stanley rips out the ad and hurries off down the street. CUT TO: INT. PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE - DAY C.U. - MASKS: Dozens of them line one wall. Tribal masks. Victorian masks. Ceramic masks. Masks from all countries and cultures. WIDER Stanley paces the plush office like a caged animal while Dr. Neuman sits nearby toying with his pipe. DR. NEUMAN This is extremely unusual, Mr. Ipkiss. Barging in without an appointment or: STANLEY Look, you're the big expert on masks, right? Well, I've got an emergency here! (his face TWITCHES) DR. NEUMAN Try to calm yourself. Now this woman you were telling me about, I'm not sure I understand the problem. STANELY I've got a date with the girl of my dreams, only she doesn't know it's me: Stanley suddenly reaches into his briefcase and pulls out the mask. STANELY (CONT.) It's this thing! DR. NEUMAN (takes the mask) Very interesting: looks like tenth or eleventh century Scandinavian. Where did you get this? STANLEY (snatches it back) I found it: or it found me. I'm not sure. The problem is it's ruining my life! DR. NEUMAN So you believe this actually changes you into a different person? STANLEY Yes! (face twitches) It's turning me into some kind of lunatic! (briefly CONTORTS into a Mask expression) DR. NEUMAN Mr. Ipkiss, please. This is just obsessional dellusion. What you have here is nothing more than a piece of wood. STANELY But your book says masks: DR. NEUMAN My book uses masks as a metaphor for our complex personalities. The masks we must present to the outside world: to suppress the id. To protect our innermost desires. STANELY Yeah, well this one works in reverse. DR. NEUMAN You're going to have to be willing to work on this delusion or: STANLEY It's not a delusion! Alright, I'll prove it to you if I have to, but I won't be responsible for the consequences. DR. NEUMAN Mr. Ipkiss please! There is no such thing as a magical mask. STANLEY (holds up mask) Last chance to hide all dangerous objects. DR. NEUMAN Alright then, go on. You're not going to frighten me. Stanley takes a deep breath and shoves the mask onto his face. STANLEY Whooooooooaaaaa: He starts spinning around. DR. NEUMAN Whoa, what? Stanley just stands there like an idiot. Nothing happened. He tries it again. Same result. STANLEY It didn't work? DR. NEUMAN Does that surprise you? The mask is nothing but a reflection of you - the inner you. Stanley isn't listening. He's thinking out load. STANLEY It worked last night. And the night before. Maybe it only works at night: What kind of mask did you say this was. DR. NEUMAN Scandinavian. It looks like a representation of Loki, the Norse God of Mischief. He supposedly caused so much trouble that Odin banished him from Valhalla forever. STANLEY (gasps) What if he banished him: into a mask? DR. NEUMAN (sighs) I'm sorry, Mr. Ipkiss, we're out of time. STANLEY But what should I do about my date? DR. NEUMAN Your date? STANLEY You know. Tonight. The park. Tina. Do I go as myself of the Mask? Dr. Neuman puts an arm around Stanley and leads him to the door. DR. NEUMAN Mr. Ipkiss, please. Haven't you been listening to anything I've been saying? Go as yourself. And as the Mask. (a beat) Because they are the one and the same, beautiful person Stanley sees this is a losing battle. He turns and walks out. CUT TO: INT. FORD TAURUS - DAY Lt. Kellaway sits in this unmarked police car, finishing up lunch. The police band comes on. Kellaway grabs it. LT. KELLAWAY Yeah? OLIVERAS (V.O.) I've got that cross-check from the bank files. LT. KELLAWAY And? OLIVERAS (V.O.) It's Ipkiss, Alright. Stanley Ipkiss. Kellaway smiles to himself. At that moment - STANLEY comes out of Dr. Neuman's office building. He gets in his car and drives off. OLIVERAS (V.O.) You want us to pick him up? LT. KELLAWAY Don't do a thing until I tell you. Just keep the SWAT team standing by. If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be we'll need all the help we can get. LT. KELLAWAY fires up his engine and pulls away. EXT. PARK - SUNSET Topiaried ivy reads: "Welcome to Peninsula Park." A small sign below that reads: "No dumping." Carrying his briefcase, Stanley enters the park. EXT. BENCH Stanley passes through a stand of trees and nearly bumps into Tina. TINA Stanley, what are you doing here? STANLEY Oh, Tina: Hi. You're early. TINA A little. STANLEY I just: wanted to make sure you two got together okay. TINA That's nice. (sits down) You know, I hardly ever stop by here. It's hard to believe it was just a garbage heap. STANLEY (looking at the sky) It's always beautiful at sunset. Those methane emissions really pick up the colors. TINA Wow. They really do. All those pinks and greens. STANLEY Well: I'm sure my cousin will be along any minute. He never shows up anywhere 'till after sundown. He's sort of strange that way. (rises) I guess I'll get going. TINA No, Stanley. Stay for a second. I was thinking about what you said and I, uh, I want you to know I appreciate it. Maybe you're right. If I believed in myself a little more I wouldn't rely on guys like Dorian. STANLEY Dorian: You mean Dorian Tyrel? TINA Yeah. He's sort of my manager. STANLEY Tina, you've got to be careful of that guy. He's a dangerous criminal. TINA You really mean that, don't you? STANLEY Absolutely. You ought to hear the stories: TINA No, I mean, you're really worried about me. That's: real sweet, Stanley. STANLEY C'mon, Tina this is serious. How involved are you with this guy? TINA I can take care of myself, Stanley. I always have. STANLEY Oh, really? People close to Tyrel have a nasty habit of turning up dead, or haven't you noticed? TINA Look, this may sound a little cold but I do what I have to do to get by, okay? I'm nobody in this town without Dorian. STANLEY And who are you with him Tina? I'm not exactly sure who I am anymore but at least I'm trying to find out. If you really had any faith in yourself, you wouldn't be hanging on to some kind of free ride. That last bit stung, and Stanley knows it. A shadow falls over them as the last rays of the sun disappear behind the clouds. STANLEY (CONT.) (sighs) I'm sorry Tina. I guess I better get going. Stanley gets up and hurries off through the trees. TINA (rises) Stanley: wait! But he's already disappeared. Tina starts to follow after when she hears a strange WHOOOSH. A whirlwind begins to kick up the leaves all around her. The Mask leaps out from behind a stand of trees in all his glory and literally sweeps her off her feet. With his lower lip thrust out he romances Tina in a deep syrupy French voice. THE MASK Cher! Ce moi! Je'taime, Je' taime, Je any old tame! At last we are together mon petite bon bon! ANGLE ON THE BUSHES Kellaway, Doyle, and two other officers are watching from a distance. He speaks into his walkie talkie in hushed tones. KELLAWAY This is Kellaway. I need back up and I need it now! Every available man down to Peninsula Park. INT. NEWSROOM - BULLPEN MURRAY, an old timer newshound hurries into the room, grabs his notebook and pulls on his coat. MURRAY Looks like it's gonna be a long night. My wife is gonna kill me. PEGGY What is it, Murray? MURRAY The cops got your pal Ipkiss staked out at Peninsula Park. We just picked it up over the police band. PEGGY Let me cover it, Murray! You go on home to Claire. MURRAY I don't know, Peggy. Ramsey said: PEGGY (grabs her coat) I'll take care of Ramsey. Thanks a million. I owe you one. She gives Murray a quick peck on the cheek and runs out the door. CUT TO: EXT. PENINSULA PARK The Mask is all over Tina like a cheap suit, stroking her hair grabbing her bod. She's definitely having second thoughts about him as he backs her up to the bench. THE MASK Our love is like a red red rose, and I'm feeling so thorny already, I'd like to nip you in the bud! She ducks his grab, but he recovers smoothly, flipping out a pack of cigarettes. He pops one in her mouth. THE MASK (CONT.) Cigarette? His hand is a blur of motion as he sticks dozens of cigarettes in her mouth. THE MASK (CONT.) Regular? Menthol? Filter? Cigar? Cigarette? Tiparillo? He produces a huge blow torch from within his jacket and pops on the flame. THE MASK (CONT.) Let me get that for you! He grabs the gigantic wad of cigarettes as if they were one, puts them in his own mouth and applies the blow torch. With one mighty SSSUCK he smokes them all down to gray ash. Beat. The ash tumbles away. THE MASK (CONT.) (exhales a huge cloud of smoke) Aaaaaah. And now: amore! He throws his arms wide and lunges at Tina. KELLAWAY Freeze! The Mask freezes in mid-air, arms outstretched and feet suspended off the ground. KELLAWAY (CONT.) Put your hands up! The Mask's lips barely move as he speaks in a tiny voice out the side of his mouth. THE MASK But eu 'tol me 'oo freeze! KELLAWAY Alright, alright. Unfreeze! You're under arrest! The Mask instantly drops to the ground and throws himself into wildly exaggerated expressions of remorse and pain. THE MASK Under arrest! My god! The Law! I knew I'd forgotten something! (tears) I was so young! So foolish! So full of life! Tears are gushing from Stanley/Mask's eyes like twin water taps. He puts his hands out and Kellaway slaps on the cuffs. THE MASK (CONT.) What: What'll they do with me, Sarge? KELLAWAY Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him! Doyle reaches into the Mask's zoot suit and starts tossing stuff on the ground. DOYLE Comb - Flintstones vitamins - Sousaphone - Bazooka - (pause) picture of Kellaway's wife: Kellaway looks down at the photo. It really IS a picture of his wife with a handwritten note: "Call me, lover - 555-1234!" KELLAWAY What the --? (pause) Margaret! Furious, Kellaway LUNGES at Stanley/Mask's neck. Two other officers restrain him. KELLAWAY You son of a bitch -- ! STANLEY/MASK Jeez, I figured you had a sense of humor! (pause) After all, you married her! Stanley/Mask honks Kellaway's nose which makes a loud AHOOGA noise and runs for it. Kellaway starts to follow, but discovers he's now handcuffed to Doyle. KELLAWAY Get him! The other police officers draw their guns and give chase as Stanley RICOCHETS off through the trees hooting laughter. EXT. PARK ENTRANCE A twelve foot high stone wall surrounds the park. Stanley/Mask races through the entryway, SLAMMING the park's huge wooden gates behind him. CLOSER - THE GATE The Mask throws an iron bolt, SNAPS on a huge padlock, SLAMS down a steel plate ZZZIPS up a gigantic zipper, HAMMERS in dozens of nails at high speed and throws himself against the gate panting: But then his eyes BUG OUT on stalks as he sees what lies on the opposite side of the gate. STANLEY'S P.O.V. COPS: more COPS than seems humanly possible. They're in cars, armed antipersonnel carriers, hanging from trees, parachuting from helicopters: And they're all aiming serious looking guns at HIM. BULLHORN VOICE It's all over! Put your hands over your head or we'll open fire. Stanley/Mask looks around, like he's trying to figure a way out of this mess - then - STANLEY/MASK Hit it! With that, a police SPOTLIGHT SNAPS on, and the brightly lit park entry-way becomes a beautifully lit stage. Stanley/Mask strikes a pose, now wearing a straw hat "boater" and weilding a cane. Pedestrians with radios and ghetto blasters look down in shock as a RUMBA begins playing from every speaker in town. Stanley/Mask SWAYS seductively in time to the music. A FEMALE COP steps forward, a look of surprise spreaading over her face as, against her will, she opens her mouth in song. FEMALE COP They rave about Sloppy Joe - the Latin lothario - but Havana - has a new sensation. It's "Cuban Pete RUMBA" by Desi Arnaz! (Yes, this is a real song!) FEMALE COP (CONT.) He's really a modest guy - although he's the hottest guy - in HavAAAAna - and here's what he has to saaaay - Stanley/Mask steps up to the "stage" and tilts the boater over his eyes, casting a sly glance toward the crowd. STANLEY/MASK ("Latin" voice) They call me Cuban Pete - I'm King of the Rumba beat - every time I play the maracas I go chick chick chickie boom! Gene Kelly on acid, Stanley/Mask punctuates his number with any number of sly gestures - winking, nodding, sliding seductively down a street lamp post, doing repeated "splits" on the sidewalk - it's his big number! The cops watch this with open mouthed astonishment. ANGLE ON STONE WALL Kellaway climbs over two of his men to scale the wall. He can't believe his eyes. Doyle clamors up beside him. DOYLE Hey, he's not bad. Kellaway shoots him a dirty look. STANLEY/MASK waltzes into the street, prancing just inches from the heavily armed cops. His legs twine around each other like spaghetti, then his upper torso SPINS until they're straightened out again. STANLEY/MASK (still singing) Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete! The craze of my native street! When I start to dance everything goes chick chick chickie boom! Like some weird, loony case of mass hypnosis, Stanley/Mask waits for the "musical break" to coax the armed cops into JOINING him on the number - as the rough and tumble equivalent of CHORUS GIRLS! ANGLE - LOOKING DOWN FROM HELICOPTER The street takes the look of a Busby Berkeley musical as the cops HIGH STEP in time to the infectious RUMBA beat. EXT. STONE WALL - NIGHT Kellaway leaps/tumbles down from the wall into some bushes and scrambles to his feet. He can't believe his eyes. His cops, his tac squad, his friggin' SWAT team - they're ALL in the street, dancing with this crazy maniac! Stanley/Mask sidles up to a heavily armed female SWAT officer, "dirty dancing" her across the street - STANLEY/MASK The senoritas they sing, and how they sling their sombreros --! (It's very nice! So full of spiiiiice--) (dip!) And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring to their vaqueros - they sing their song, all the day loonnnggg - Doyle crash lands beside Kellaway and starts out to join the others, but Kellaway grabs him by the back of his jacket. KELLAWAY You go out there and I'll blow your brains out! Furious, Kellaway yanks open the door of an abandoned squad car, pulls out a tear gas gun and fires into the air. The sharp REPORT and stinging gas seems to break the spell of THE MASK. The music suddenly STOPS and the high stepping cops stagger away from the chorus line, looking confused. LT. KELLAWAY (CONT.) Goddamn it! Arrest that thing! The cops - shaken back to reality - fumble for their weapons. THROUGH THE SMOKE The Mask takes off - dashing into the crowd. KELLAWAY spots the Mask and races after him, calling his men. KELLAWAY (CONT.) This way! THE MASK bumps into an OLD LADY who SCREAMS at his hideousness. The Mask realizes how obvious he is. He turns away and brings his arms to his head. There's a RIPPPING sound. And when he turns around, the Mask has now transformed back into: STANLEY Carrying the mask, Stanley tries to blend in with the crowd. KELLAWAY followed by a handfull of officers bears down on him. KELLAWAY Halt! Halt or we'll shoot! Stanley quickly cuts down: A NARROW ALLEY Stanley races down the lane - cops hot on his trail. Bullets EXPLODE all around him. Just as he reaches the next street: A CAR screeches to a halt - almost running Stanley over. The window rolls down revealing: PEGGY BRANDT PEGGY Stanley! Get in! Stanley jumps into the passenger seat. INT. PEGGY'S CAR - MOVING - NIGHT Peggy rips around the bend, easily outdistancing the cops. STANLEY Thanks. Where are we going? PEGGY Someplace where we'll be safe. EXT. DAILY TRIBUNE BUILDING - NIGHT The streets are empty. INT. NEWS SHIPPING ROOM - NIGHT Stanley and Peggy sit on stacks of bound newspapers in the vast shadowy shipping room. In the b.g., a huge machine spews out hundreds of newspapers on an assembly line. Everything's mechanized: printing, folding, wrapping. Peggy hands Stanley a cup of coffee. He's a complete wreck, clothes disheveled, rings under his eyes. PEGGY I saw it. I saw the whole thing. What's happening to you, Stanley? STANLEY It's crazy: I've lost all control. When I put on this mask I can do anything: be anything, but it's ruining my life. PEGGY Stanley, I don't know what's happening to you, but I do know this. That letter you sent my column was from a guy with more guts and heart than any of the creeps I've met in Edge City. Whatever this mask is, you don't need it. You: Stanley Ipkiss, are already all you ever need to be. STANLEY Gosh, Peggy. Do you really mean that? PEGGY (pauses) Actually: no. STANLEY What? We now hear a door open and footsteps. PEGGY (rises) What took you guys so long? I've been vamping here for twenty minutes. Dorian and three of his men stand there with their guns trained on Stanley. DORIAN This is him? PEGGY You have the fifty thou? Sweet Eddy FLICKS open a briefcase lined with cash. PEGGY (CONT.) Right. When he puts on the mask he becomes that green thingamajig. STANLEY (still dumbfounded) Peggy, what are you doing? PEGGY Sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, but I just can't lose my condo. You know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city. Sweet Eddy and a second thug grab Stanley and hang him over the steel maw of the whirring news press. DORIAN Okay Ipkiss. Where's the money from the heist? STANLEY My aparment. It's in my apartment! DORIAN Thanks. Now I believe you have a pressing engagement. PEGGY Hey, you said you wouldn't hurt him! Dorian toys with the wooden mask, enjoying his control over the situation. DORIAN You're right. Easy boys. One thing at a time. Tell me about this mask, Ipkiss. How does it work? STANLEY I don't know: You just put it on! The Mask FX theme builds, Dorian raises the mask to his face. SWEET EDDY Better be careful, boss. With a CRACK of thunder a whirlwind of light and power swirls around Dorian's figure. Unlike Stanley's transformation, Dorian's is much more diabolical. He grows and changes within a nimbus of ROARING light. Finally the light dies away and Dorian/Mask rises from a circle of swirling smoke. C.U. DORIAN/MASK While Stanley was a zoot suited bee-bopper in hyper-drive, Dorian/Mask is more like a hulking evil GENIE, fresh out of the lamp and pissed at the world. His diamond earring and touches of his neuvo-gangster look is still apparent, but his huge grin stretches out like a Tyrannosaurus Rex's under eyes that glow green with wicked power. His voice is a deep inhuman RUMBLE. DORIAN What a rush. SWEET EDDY Whoa, boss: are you okay? DORIAN/MASK I'm better than ever, you idiot. Now stop the presses. There'll be a new headline tonight. Sweet Eddy stands there looking disappointed with Ipkiss still held dangling above the churning presses. SWEET EDDY But what about him? Dorian/Mask wheels about and ROARS at Sweet Eddy. DORIAN/MASK DO AS I SAY! I have other plans for Ipkiss. Everything's become so clear to me now! Peggy sheepishly reaches for the suitcase. PEGGY Ah: excuse me. If you don't mind, I'll just take my money and be going. You guys make yourselves at home. Dorian/Mask slides up to Peggy threateningly. DORIAN/MASK Must you go? What a shame. You and I could make beautiful headlines together. Peggy removes his arm from her shoulder. PEGGY Thanks, anyway. That wasn't part of the deal. Peggy snatches the briefcase, but Dorian/Mask blocks her exit. DORIAN/MASK Of course. You only want what's coming to you, don't you? Peggy whips out a snub-nose .38 out from beneath her coat. PEGGY Back off Freakazoid. I wasn't born yesterday. DORIAN/MASK Ah: But you might die today! Dorian throws the switch and the presses CHURN to life. In a flash he snatches Peggy off her feet. DORIAN/MASK (CONT.) A girl like you deserves to have her face plastered all over page one. He tosses her into the grinding mill of steel and paper. CAMERA BOOMS DOWN as Peggy's feet disappear between the presses' huge rollers and continues down, down past the whirling gears and hydraulics to finally ENDFRAME on the chute where the newspapers roll out on a conveyor belt. Headlines in blood red ink now read: "Reporter Killed in Freak Accident" next to a picture of a slightly flattened-looking Peggy, her mouth open in a silent scream. SWEET EDDY What do we do with Ipkiss? DORIAN/MASK The police are looking for the Mask. We shall give them the Mask. And Eddy: SWEET EDDY Yeah, Dorian? DORIAN/MASK Get the boys ready. The Swedes' expecting us at the casino opening tomorrow night. We wouldn't want to disappoint him, would we? Dorian/Mask throws his head back and lets loose a deep BOOMING LAUGH. It's unnerving even to Eddy, but he laughs nervously in response and elbows the other thugs to join in. CUT TO: INT. STANLEY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT The door is kicked open and two of Dorian's henchmen burst into the room. Milo leaps off the couch and scrables behind the curtains. They yank open the closet door and start scooping the cash into plastic garbage bags. EXT. STREET - CAR Stanley lies in the back seat, gagged, bound hand and foot and half hidden under a blanket. A thug in the driver's seat pokes his .45 under Stanley's nose. THUG That money better be where you said it was, Ipkiss or you can Ipkiss your ass goodbye. He chuckles at his own little joke. INT. APARTMENT Milo peeks out from behind the curtain as the henchmen finish their job. He ducks behind the curtain and looks out the window. MILO'S P.O.V. of the henchmen's car. Stanley can barely be seen peeking out the car window. The henchmen pushes him back down. MILO His ears perk up. The boss is in trouble! He checks back outside the curtain. THE HENCHMEN finish up and start out the door carrying the trash bags. Milo races right by them, just out of sight. EXT. STREET The henchmen hop in and start the engine. As the car peels out into traffic, Milo appears, valiantly racing along the sidewalk, dodging pedestrians and cross-traffic to keep the car in sight. CUT TO: EXT. POLICE STATION - NIGHT Dejected, Lt. Kellaway heads up the steps with Sgt. Doyle. LT. KELLAWAY I still can't believe it. Hardened cops dancin' in the streets: and broadcast all over the ten o'clock news. DOYLE The SWAT team got an offer to open for Wayne Newton. LT. KELLAWAY I'm history. The Captain's going to have my badge for breakfast. With a little pension on top. DOYLE C'mon Lieutenant, it wasn't your fault. Something will turn up. LT. KELLAWAY Sure. Stanley Ipkiss is going to fall right into my lap: A car SCREECHES BY. The door flies open and a BODY comes tumbling out - knocking Kellaway down. He looks up at the body sitting in his lap - LT. KELLAWAY :Ipkiss! STANLEY I can explain everything: DOYLE Don't bother. Doyle pulls a GREEN RUBBER MASK out of Stanley's pocket. Kellaway starts hauling him up the precinct steps. LT. KELLAWAY You have the right to remain silent, you freakin' Looney Tune. Anymore of your half-baked wisecracks can and will be used against you by me, personally: STANLEY You've got to listen to me! Kellaway and Doyle drag Stanley into the precinct - just as MILO charges up. But the dog is shut out of the station. INT. JAIL CELL - NIGHT Bruised, beaten and exhuasted - Stanley's thrown into a small cell. The KEY-GUARD locks the cell up - then walks away. Stanley looks around his dismal quarters. A filthy toilet. The cot even worse. There's a YOWLING. He climbs up on the cot and looks out the small, barred window. STANLEY'S P.O.V.: There's a dumpster below the window, overflowing with trash. Next to the trash heap - is MILO. The dog looks up at Stanley and YIPS happily. Stanley forces a smile. STANLEY Go find yourself a new home, Milo. It looks like I'm going to be here for a long long time: Milo watches Stanley recede back into the cell. INT. JAIL CELL - DAWN Stanley lies on his cot - staring at the ceiling. The Guard bangs on the door. GUARD Wake up. You gotta visitor. STANLEY About time you found me a lawyer: (a beat) :Tina? TINA Hello, Stanley. STANLEY What's wrong? Your boyfriend kick you out for not delivering me on schedule? TINA Is that what you think - that I set you up? STANLEY I don't know. But I've got plenty of time to figure it out. TINA You're just going to have to trust me on this. STANLEY Now is not the best time for me on trusting women. TINA I ran out on Dorian last night, Stanley. I just came to tell you I'm sorry. Sorry about everything. STANLEY You ran out on him? TINA That magic mask of yours turned him into some kind of monster: STANLEY He wasn't exactly Mother Theresa in the first place. TINA He's going to the casino opening tonight and he's planning to do something terrible. STANLEY A real change of pace for him. TINA Half this town will be there Stanley. I tried to tell the cops, but they wouldn't listen to me. STANLEY As long as he's got the mask, there's nothing they can do to stop him anyway. There's nothing anyone can do. TINA There must be some way. How does it work? STANLEY (pauses) It's like it brings you innermost desires to life. If deep down inside you're a little repressed and: a hopeless romantic, you become sort of a love-crazy wild man. TINA And if you've got a black heart? STANLEY Then the world's going to be a very dark place. And if I were you, I'd get out of town. Fast. Tina takes a beat and absorbs this information. TINA Thanks. STANLEY For what? TINA Lots of things. For really believing in me when I couldn't. For sharing a sunset with me. For being the first guy to treat me like I was a person instead of a slab of meat. (a beat) And for being any kind of romantic. Even a hopeless one. STANLEY (softening) You're welcome. TINA You know, that night at the club I knew I met someone special. Someone like nobody I'd ever met before. STANLEY The Mask. TINA No: the guy that was inside the Mask all the time. You. Stanley Ip - They draw closer. The iron bars scrunch up their faces: TINA (CONT.) --kiss. They KISS. A sweet, soft and romantic kiss. Then: the KEY-GUARD pulls her away. KEY-GUARD Time's up, lady. TINA I've got to disappear for awhile Stanley. I'm not sure where I'll go but I'll let you know as soon as I can. Stanley takes a long last look at Tina as she's escorted out. EXT. STATION - DAY Warily, Tina slips out of the precinct. She's about to cross the street, but spots a SUSPICIOUS LIMO, engine idling. Quickly, she doubles back and heads - INTO THE ALLEY Behind the station. She looks over her shoulder. No one's there. Tina hurries toward the next street and - A BIG SEDAN roars up, cutting her off. She turns and runs back the way she came - but freezes when THE LIMO screeches up, blocking her. Sweet Eddy and Hicks jump out of the limo. She SCREAMS. INT. STANLEY'S CELL - AT THE WINDOW - SAME TIME Stanley watches helplessly as Tina is dragged into the limo. Frantic, Stanley runs to the cell door. STANLEY (to the Key-Guard) Hey! A girl's being kidnapped out there! Do something! THE GUARD tunrs up the volume on JEOPARDY, drowning Stanley out. EXT. DORIAN'S HOUSE - DAY A slick/modern house on the hills overlooking Edge City. Sweet Eddy pulls Tina from the limo. INT. DORIAN'S HOUSE Sweet Eddy and Huey enter and push Tina roughly into the room. Dorian rises to meet her. DORIAN (sarcastically) Baby, there you are: (he embraces her) I was gettin' all worried about you. TINA I just went out for a little while Dorian. Sweet Eddy holds up a small suitcase and an overstuffed shoulder bag he got from her car. DORIAN Looks like maybe a long little while, right baby? Dorian grabs her by the throat and SLAMS her against the wall. The pictures rattle. DORIAN You know what happened to the last bitch that ran out on me? Do you?! TINA (choking) No: DORIAN Nobody else does either. Nobody ever will. He tosses her onto the bed. She lies there gasping for breath. DORIAN Now fix yourself up, baby. And pick out something pretty to wear tonight. Dorian picks up the mask and admires it. DORIAN (CONT.) We're going to make a big splash at that opening. One this town will never forget. CUT TO: INT. JAIL CELL - DAY Agitated, Stanley paces around the room. Stanley's eyes pop open. An IDEA! He stands up, clunking his heaad on the upper bunk. Stanley peers down the hall and sees THE KEY GUARD watching a TV boxing match. He's CHEWING on the leather key-chain strap. There's a half eaten sausage and a wedge of cheese on the desk. STANLEY climbs up on the cot and looks out the window. STANLEY (stage whisper) Milo! EXT. THE ALLEY - SAME TIME Just a pile of trash. The dog's gone. Then: a RUSTLE. A filthy blanket moves: and MILO emerges from it - tail waggling as he sees Stanley. The little dog jumps up, helplessly trying to reach the window. STANLEY Come on, boy! Milo gets an idea. He jumps on boxes and trash bags, using them as steps. He climbs higher and higher until he's reached the top of the dumpster. STANLEY (CONT.) Come on, Milo! Milo jumps from the dumpster. He almost reaches the window, but falls back down again into the trash heap. The dog leaps a second time. On this jump, Stanley grabs him and brings him through the bars. INT. JAIL CELL - CONTINUOUS Stanley gathers Milo up in his arms. The dog licks his face and YELPS joyously. Stanley muzzles him and peeks - DOWN THE HALL The Key-Guard's SNORING in his chair. The chewed leather key-chain strap is still in his MOUTH. His half-eaten sausage and cheese still lies before him. STANLEY shows Milo the guard, then whispers in the dog's ear. STANLEY Keys, Milo. Get the keys! Milo cocks his head at the sound of the word KEYS. He zips out through the bars. INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS Milo trots down the hall and approaches the key-guard's station. The dog stares and sniffs at the SNORING man. INT. STANLEY'S CELL - A MOMENT LATER Milo returns, slipping back into the cell. STANLEY Good boy: He pulls the wedge of cheese out of the dog's mouth. STANLEY (CONT.) I said "keys" not "cheese"! Keys. K-E-Y-S: keys! Stanley pushes the dog back out the cell. FOLLOWING MILO He approaches the guard and stops - staring at the keys dangling from the man's mouth. Milo jumps up on the desk and bites down on the key-chain. He starts to pull when: The guard stirs and almost wakes up. Milo freezes. A moment later, the guard starts SNORING again. Milo grabs the keys and trots back to Stanley's cell. STANLEY Atta boy, Milo. Now let's see if we can get out of here. CUT TO: EXT. VALHALLA CASINO - SUNSET Built on pilings at the edge of the marina, the extravagant Vegas-like structure looks like a stylized Viking castle. (Production note: Key mater shots will be matte paintings.) REPORTERS and tuxedoed GUESTS crowd around as the Swede and town DIGNITARIES prepare to cut a huge red ribbon and officially open the casino. Two statuesque BLONDES in scanty Valkyrie (Viking goddess) costumes present the Swede with a gigantic pair of SCISSORS. The crowd applaudes and flashbulbs POP. THE SWEDE So, ladies and gentlemen with a special thanks to Mayor Tilton and everyone else who made this possible, I give you... the Valhalla Casino. With a mighty SNAP of the scissors the Swede cuts the ribbon and the doors of the casino open wide. CUT TO: EXT. STREETS - SUNSET Dorian's limo barrels through the streets of Edge City followed by two sedans full of his men. C.U. - THE SUN as it disappears behind the clouds. CAMERA PULLS BACK as the limo's moon roof slides shut. We tilt down to discover Dorian and Tina, dressed to the nines for the opening. Dorian holds the mask in his lap. DORIAN It's almost time. Tina nervously starts to light a cigarette. Dorian snatches the lighter away from her. DORIAN (CONT.) I wouldn't do that, Sweetie. We don't want to start the celebration early. Dorian flips back a blanket covering four compact wooden crates marked "C-7 - Caution U.S.M.C. Demolition Materials." DORIAN (CONT.) Now sit back and try to relax. I've got to change for the party. Dorian slowly raises the mask to his face as Tina watches in horror. EXT. LIMO The tinted glass LIGHTS UP from inside like muted fireworks as Dorian's transformation begins. CUT TO: INT. POLICE STATION - C.U. - SLEEPING GUARD CAMERA PANS from his snoring mouth down to his gun as a hand carefully lifts it out of his holster. WIDER Gun in hand, Stanley silently backs away with Milo at his side. The Guard chokes off a snore and begins to wake up. He sees Stanley's cell door standing open and goes for his gun... but grasps air. STANLEY puts one hand over his eyes and slams the butt of the gun down as hard as he can on the Guard's head. THONK. The Guard drops back down on his chair unconscious. Stanley peeks from beneath his hand and regards his work. Not bad. Milo yips happily. STANLEY Come on. Stanley turns and starts for the door when he bumps straight into Lt. Kellaway. KELLAWAY Ipkiss! Stanley is shocked, but quickly realizes he's got the gun. He points it at Kellaway with greater authority. STANLEY Hold it! I warn you! I'm seriously stressed out here! Kellaway Easy, Ipkiss. Don't be an idiot. You're in the middle of a police station. There's no way you're just going to walk out of here. STANLEY (pauses) You're right. Stanley pockets Kellaway's gun while keeping him covered with the Guard's gun. He pulls the handcuffs from Kellaway's belt and begins to handcuff the two of them together. KELLAWAY Now what are you doing? STANLEY Putting myself in your custody. KELLAWAY You are certifiable. Stanley unbuttons his shirt and holds it open. STANLEY Milo! Milo immediately jumps inside and Stanley buttons up. He now looks like he has a pretty nasty pot belly, but otherwise okay. STANLEY (CONT.) Okay. Now we have to hurry or we'll miss the party. KELLAWAY Of course. We wouldn't want to keep Alice and the white rabbit waiting. Keeping the gun jammed in Kellaway's ribs, Stanley folds his jacket over his gun hand. We hear it cock beneath the jacket. KA-LATCH. STANLEY Now move. CUT TO: EXT. CASINO The opening is in full swing as the limo and two sedans pull up to the front doors. CLOSER - LIMO as the CAR HOP attempts to open the passenger door, it EXPLODES off and shoots ten feet from the car taking the unfortunate Car Hop with it. Dorian/Mask steps out of swirling mists within the limo in all his wicked green glory. DORIAN/MASK Don't be shy, Tina. I know how you like to make an entrance. He pulls her out of the limo. DORIAN/MASK And I must say, that's a dress to die for. Or should I say in? Dorian's men scramble, hauling the C-7 out of the limo and racing off into the darkness with their automatic weapons. CUT TO: INT. POLICE STATION Lt. Kellaway and Stanley march past POLICEMEN, FELONS and CITIZENS in the front desk area looking stiff and unnatural as hell. Doyle waves hello from the coffee service as he munches on a chocolate doughnut. DOYLE Hi Lieutenant. Where are you taking Ipkiss? KELLAWAY Ixnay! Ehay's otgay an ungay... ouch! Stanley jams him in the ribs with that hidden gun. DOYLE What did you say? Milo pokes his head up out of Stanley's shirt, but Stanley instantly pushes it back down. Doyle does a double-take wondering what's wrong with this picture as they continue their stiff-legged walk out the door. Doyle gives an uncertain wave with his half-eaten doughnut. DOYLE (CONT.) ...See ya. CUT TO: INT. CASINO CAMERA BOOMS DOWN. The casino is a true Caesar's Palace style show place featuring a dragon-prowed Viking ship that's the centerpiece of the room. The gaming floor is packed with happy PARTY GOERS. CAMERA ENDFRAMES on Charlie Schumacher as he snatches a drink off a passing WAITRESS' tray and turns to a gorgeous Valkyrie change girl whose helmet has two large horns sticking out of it. CHARLIE Hello tall, Nordic and beautiful. One look at you and I know how your hat feels. Suddenly Mrs. Peenman appears, pushing her way past Charlie with a paper bag filled with quarters. MRS. PEENMAN Out of my way, Buster. Mama feels lucky tonight. She jams a quarter in a slot machine right behind Charlie and throws her weight behind the handle. ANGLE ON THE FRONT DOORS as they suddenly EXPLODE inward, blowing Security Man off their feet. Dorian/Mask steps through the smoking ruin dragging Tina after him. He's flanked by a half dozen of his heavily armed men. DORIAN/MASK Now... let the games begin! Armed Security pull their weapons, but are immediately blown away by the thugs. The crowd is thrown into a panic. CUT TO: INT./EXT. POLICE CAR As it tears through the streets of Edge City with its siren BLARING. Kellaway sits in the rear of the car with his hands cuffed behind his back. Stanley's at the wheel with Milo at his side. Kellaway is livid. KELLAWAY Ipkiss, I'll have you locked up for this so long sex will be safe again! Kellaway is thrown into the door as Stanley SCREECHES around a corner. CUT TO: INT. CASINO The frightened crowd mills about in terror as Dorian's thugs seal off the exits. They frisk down their captives for loot and jewelry. Orlando runs up to Dorian/Mask with canvas sacks filled with money. ORLANDO We scored over half a mil from the safe! A SECURITY GUARD now pops out from behind a mock-stone pillar and opens fire on Dorian. BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. Orlando dives for cover. The bullets seem to have no effect as Dorian rips a Viking spear off a wall display and hurls it straight across the room with supernatural force. The spear SKEWERS the Security Guard, sends him flying back and PINS him to a slot machine which immediately rings TILT and spills out quarters. DORIAN/MASK You can come out now, Orlando. I think he got the point. Dorian hauls Tina over to the Vikin ship where his men are wiring up boxes of C-7 and sticks of dynamite. He slams her up against the prow as his men lash her in place with coils of rope. TINA Let me go you bastard! DORIAN/MASK What's wrong darling? This is your big production number. You of all people know how important it is to go out with a bang. Dorian pulls his walkie talkie out. DORIAN/MASK (CONT.) Eddy... How goes it? EXT. PIER - PILINGS Sweet Eddy and two other Thugs are busy wiring explosives to the pillars that support the pier the casino rests on. SWEET EDDY All set boss. INT. CASINO Dorian plugs the timer into the nexus of all the wiring. DORIAN/MASK Excellent. The real party starts now and ends in... (sets timer) Thirty minutes. EXT. CASINO - PARKING LOT Stanley SCREECHES to a halt in the cop car. INT. CAR He turns to Kellaway, brandishing his gun. STANLEY Okay. When I push the red button the safety is off, right? KELLAWAY I'm not helping you, Ipkiss. STANLEY Alright, suit yourself. (to Milo) You stay and be a good boy. As soon as Stanley shuts the door Milo starts pawing at the handle. INT. CASINO The Swede scrambles under a crap table to escape the mayhem and bumps into Mayor Tilton. TILTON Hey, watch it! Oh, Arnie... Suddenly the entire table is lifted away as if it were a child's toy and they look up into the evil grinning of Dorian/Mask. DORIAN/MASK Swede... my dear, dear business partner. And Mayor Tilton! What a surprise. We have just enough time left to play my favorite game! INT. CASINO KITCHEN As Stanley sneaks in an employee's door, the coast looks clear. He snaps off the kitchen lights. Stanley spots a THUG standing guard outside the kitchen's double doors. He ducks back down behind a barrel and gets an idea. The label on the barrel reads "Olive Oil". INT. CASINO The Thug seems to be enjoying the mayhem when he hears an off camera WHISTLE. He pulls out his .45 and cautiously enters the kitchen to investigate. INT. KITCHEN The Thug enters, brandishing his gun and cautiously makes his way into the kitchen. C.U. - FOOT He steps into a large slick of olive oil and his legs shoot right out from under him. SLAM. THUG'S P.O.V. as he slides across the kitchen floor at high speed. THUG Whoaaaaa! Suddenly Stanley pops up from behind the overturned barrel with a huge frying pan and slams it right into camera. CLANG. STANLEY plucks the gun from the unconscious Guard and sneaks into the casino. INT. CASINO Stanley appears out of the kitchen doors and gets the attention of the nearest captive party-goers. STANLEY Pssst. You guys. Over here. Charlie turns around. CHARLIE Stanley! What are you doing here? He motions them over to the kitchen and hands Charlie the gun. STANLEY Start sneaking people out the back. Watch out for the oil. Stanley now makes his way deeper into the casino. EXT. PARKING LOT - POLICE CAR Milo finally manages to pop the lock and the car door opens. He scurries off towards the casino. INT. CASINO The Swede struggles desperately as he's tied to a spoke of a huge wooden NUMBERS WHEEL, a kind of upright roulette wheel that's one of the casino's attractions. Mayor Tilton and two other town dignitaries are tied to the other three spokes. SWEDE Let me offa this thing, you lousy scumbag! Dorian/Mask pulls three Viking hand axes off a wall display and casually begins to juggle them. DORIAN/MASK Sorry Swede. I've got an ax to grind with you. In fact I got a couple and I'm afraid they may give you a splitting headache! He nods to one of his men who gives the wheel a big spin. As the captives SCREAM Dorian prepares to throw his first ax. DORIAN/MASK (CONT.) Round and round she goes. Who dies first, nobody knows! ANGLE ON THE VIKING SHIP Stanley pops up behind the dragon-prow and starts untying Tina. TINA Stanley! STANLEY Hang on, Tina. TINA Stanley, look out! Stanley ducks just as a Viking ax splits the dragonhead right next to him in half. Dorian ROARS with rage as he rushes across the room to the boat. Stanley pops back up firing his gun. BLAM. BLAM. BLAM. Dorian takes the direct hits. He grins horridly at Stanley and he extends his slimy tongue. C.U. - TONGUE The bullets all stand there on end in a neat little semi-circle. Dorian now sucks in a mighty breath. Stanley grabs a Viking shield and protects Tina and himself. Dorian blows the bullets back at Stanley. RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT. They batter the shield. Stanley's knocked backwards from the impact. A HUGE GREEN CLAW drags Stanley out and SLAMS up against the prow next to Tina. One of his men immediately begins tying Stanley in place. DORIAN/MASK How touching! The two love birds. Just to show you there's no hard feelings, I'm going to let you spend the rest of your lives together. TINA You've got it all wrong! I could care less about this creep. Nobody could replace you, Dorian. Nobody! DORIAN/MASK If you think a line like that's going to save your life, you're dumber than he is. TINA (softly) Okay. Maybe it's too late. Then all I want is... a kiss. DORIAN/MASK A kiss? TINA One last kiss. DORIAN/MASK (a beat) Sure, why not... Dorian/Mask sticks out his slimy TWO-FOOT TONGUE, and stick his eyebrows back. Hiss massive lips flutter as he puckers up. But Tina turns her head way. TINA No! From the real Dorian. The guy I used to love. (breathy) Nobody ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrel. ORLANDO No time, boss. This building's going down any minute... DORIAN/MASK I make the decisions! And I've decided... Tina stares at him dreamily. Ego gets the better of him. He reaches up and RIPS the mask off. SSSSHUPP! DORIAN/MASK TRANSFORMS BACK INTO DORIAN DORIAN ...to give the girl one last thrill. He plants his mouth on Tina's -- kissing her roughly. Tina really gets into it. But Stanley watches as Tina slyly positions the leg that he freed up. And... TINA DROP-KICKS THE MASK right out of Dorian's hand. It flies into the air. A SERIES OF SLO-MO SHOTS AS... THE MASK SOARS THROUGH THE AIR... DORIAN, ORLANDO and SWEET EDDY ON THE RUN... THE MASK REACHES ITS SUMMIT THEN TUMBLES DOWN THROUGH THE AIR... HANDS REACH HIGH... FINGERTIPS GRAZE IT... But then suddenly... shockingly... A SNOUT, FLAPPING TONGUE AND BARE TEETH soar straight up through thr human hands and... MILO GRABS THE MASK as though it were a Frisbee. Everyone's stunned. REAL TIME The dog lands back on the ground -- the mask firmly in his mouth. He starts to run away but... Dorian grabs his hind leg. DORIAN C'mere, you ugly little mutt... MILO legs pumping frantically, is losing ground. At the last second, he drops the mask and jams his muzzle into it. Lightning FLASHES. DORIAN'S eyes widen as MILO TRANSFORMS INTO -- DOG/MASK! His pint-sized doggy body now has a giant-sized GREEN HEAD with a double-row of JAGGED CANINE TEETH. The plain collar now sparkles with GLEAMING STUDS. RAZOR-TOENAILS distend. The eyes glow hell fire green. DORIAN (CONT.) Whoa! Reflexively, Dorian lets go. Dog/Mask unleashes an incredibly loud SONIC WOOF that explodes glass front slot machines all around them. DORIAN (CONT.) Don't let it get away! Sweet Eddy lunges at the Dog/Mask. But the canine-creature runs between his legs and CHOMPS DOWN on his butt. The tiny dog picks big Sweet Eddy up and shakes him back and forth, like a rag doll. STANLEY watches this, then takes a look at the TICKING DETONATOR. Less than a minute to go. He strains at his bonds -- forcing the rope into a FLAMING VIKING WALL TORCH. Tina winces as Stanley's hand-rope begins to burn. DOG/MASK uses Eddy as a club -- knocking other Thugs down. SWEET EDDY Get him off me! Dorian raises his Uzi and SPRAYS THE AREA WITH GUNFIRE! Dog/Mask leaps away in the nick of time. ORLANDO C'mon! We've got the money. Let's get the hell out of here! DORIAN I gotta have that mask! Dorian chases Dog/Mask into the maze of slot machines. STANLEY burns through his ropes. He frees himself and races to the detonator. 15 - 14 - 13 - 12 IN THE MAZE OF SLOT MACHINES Dorian stalks Dog/Mask, whistling for him to come. A stream of WATER now trickles down on him from above. Dog/Mask is in the chandelier taking a whiz and snorting doggie laughter. Dorian sprays the ceiling with gunfire, but... DOG/MASK pounces on Dorian, knocking him flat, then races out of sight. VIKING SHIP Stanley yanks one wire after another, but the timer still ticks down -- 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 -- Stanley pulls the last wire. The timer stops. Tina exhales, relieved, as Stanley unties her. TINA (kissing him) You did it... C.U. - TIMER as it TICKS back to life... 2 - 1 - 0! A muffled EXPLOSION rumbles from beneath the floorboards. EXT. THE PIER - NIGHT The two front support pilings BLOW UP. INT. CASINO - SAME TIME The entire floor TILTS. Gaming tables and slot machines start to slide by. Stanley grabs Tina and hangs onto the prow of the boat. STANLEY Milo! Milo, come! Dog/Mask appears racing up the tilting floor and leaps into the boat as... THE LAST TWO PILINGS BLOW UP! The entire casino floor drops straight down. THE SHIP SLIDES straight across the gaming floor towards the huge front doors. DORIAN SCREAMS as the boat slides right over him. EXT. HARBOR - NIGHT The Viking ship CRASHES through the doors and SPLASHES down in the marina as the entire casino sinks into the water. EXT. VIKING SHIP - NIGHT It bobs for a moment, then floats! Stanley, Tina and the dog emerge from their hiding place, under one of the dining tables. They can't quite believe they're alive. Their faces reflect romantically from the light of the Viking torch sconces. TINA Stanley... we made it. We're alive! Milo lets loose a happy "Whoof!" and leaps into Stanley's arms. Stanley removes the mask with a SCHWOOP and Milo transforms back into a regular dog. DORIAN I'll take that. They turn as DORIAN clamors over the side of the boat. He's got a gun pointed right at them. Stanley slides an iron grappling hook through the mask's eye holes and holds it overboard. STANLEY Hold it right there or you'll be looking for this on the bottom of the harbor. Dorian stops in his tracks. DORIAN Drop it and I'll kill you all. STANLEY You can have it. But she gets to go. DORIAN Fine. TINA Go where? STANLEY Swimming. We're still close to shore. DORIAN Five seconds, Ipkiss. Stanley tosses a wooden barrel overboard and turns to Tina. STANLEY Go ahead. Hurry... Tina takes the dog and slips overboard. Dorian moves in. DORIAN Okay. Put it down. Right over there. Dorian waves his gun at the nearest dining table. Stanley starts to put down the mask. But at the last instant -- he tosses it INTO THE PILE OF TNT As Dorian turns to see where it lands, Stanley jumps him. Dorian FIRES but misses. Stanley jumps Dorian -- knocking his gun away. Dorian falls into one of the WALL TORCHES -- toppling it. The TWO MEN slug it out as a FIRE STARTS. It burns closer and closer to the dynamite -- the mask in the middle of the pile. IN THE WATER Tina and Milo cling to the floating barrel. TINA (sees fire) Stanley! The dynamite! BACK ON BOARD Dorian pummels Stanley with a flurry of jabs to the head as the FIRE SEARS toward the explosives. But Stanley counters with a solid right that rocks Dorian back. Dorian grabs him by the collar to retaliate but sees... The FIRE licking at the dynamite casing on which the mask lies. Dorian lunges for the mask. Stanley jumps overboard. The dynamite explodes! FROM THE WATER Tina and Milo watch as the ship blows up. The fireball burns bright, smoke everywhere. TINA ...Stanley? Beat. Stanley surfaces gasping for breath. Tina pulls him over to the barrel and Milo licks his face. And then the smoke parts revealing... DORIAN/MASK standing on the remains of the boat. Like Wile E. Coyote, he's charred pitch black, with singed hair and clothes. But like a cartoon -- he just shakes off the soot and stands there in all his fearsome Dorian/Mask glory. DORIAN/MASK What a BLAST! This mask makes me a god! He picks up the last fizzing, but UNDETONATED STICK OF TNT and laughs. DORIAN/MASK (CONT.) I'm immortal... He raises his arms and thunders to the heavens. At that moment -- the SUN peaks over the horizon. DORIAN/MASK (CONT.) Do you hear? I'm immortal! The sun's rays hit the Mask. In an instant, he transforms back to regular Dorian. The mask pops off Dorian's face -- useless. Dorian stares dumbfounded at the TNT stick in his hand as it -- KA-BOOM! Dorian is blown to smithereens. EXT. MARINA - DAWN There are cops everywhere. Lt. Kellaway wraps Tina in a dry blanket. Stanley holds out his arms. STANLEY Back to jail, Lieutenant? LT. KELLAWAY Ipkiss, I'd like to lock you up for the rest of my life. But the mayor and a hundred other witnesses say Dorian Tyrel's the bad guy and you're the good guy. So no jail. Just a downtown parade at noon. (resigned) And I've got to be your escort. Stanley smiles and puts his arms around Tina. They head down the beach. The two young lovers and Milo walk past -- CHARLIE SCHUMACHER standing near the crowd of post-party VICTIMS being helped by the POLICE and MEDICAL PERSONNEL. He's still hitting on that statuesque Valkyrie change girl. CHARLIE So I deck this thug, grab his gun and tell Stanley, "Take cover, Buddy. I'll get these folks out sae and sound." Y'know we should go back to my place so I can tell you the rest of the story. ANGLE ON SHORELINE Mrs. Peenman is walking along grumbling to herself when she notices the mask floating to shore with some of the wreckage from the boat. MRS. PEENMAN Just look at this mess... She picks it up out of the surf and The Mask FX theme begins to pound in her head. Back to Charlie and his Valkyrie. CHARLIE So what do you say, sweetheart? Let's you and me go back to my place and scramble some eggs. Suddenly Mrs. Peenman/Mask ZZZIPS up and sweeps Charlie off his feet. She's the most whacked-out Mask creature yet with a huge green Witch Hazel face and Bride of Frankenstein hair. MRS. PEENMAN/MASK Hello short, dark and handsome! C'mere and give Momma a kissy-poo! She starts SMACKING her king-sized lips horribly. CHARLIE (terrified) Yah! Put me down! She jams a hand down the front of Charlie's pants. MRS.PEENMAN/MASK Let's see what caliber pistol you're packing there, soldier boy! She gets a grip and squeezes. AHOOGA! AHOOGA! Charlie SCREAMS, ttears himself from her grasp and starts running for his life. CAMERA PANS with Mrs. Peenman as she RICOCHETS after him hooting laughter. We ENDFRAME on Stanley and Tina as they watch the bizarre spectacle pass them by. They turn and embrace for a well deserved kiss as Milo yips happily and squirms up between them.
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